WEY HEEEEEEEEY

DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS MY FAVORITE PERSON ALIVE

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

i am the victim of emails

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

“LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO”

It’s not about getting it right every time at first, but consistently correcting yourself!

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

“My parents… are dead” OMG

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

Why the fuck do you know this

Had they never seen green tea?

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

alan i know about soda not green tea

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

I like ginger ale. Light carbonation and flavor… it’s a neat little drink lol

tea

no, ginger ale.

no the post is tea

it’s about ginger ale