A group of vampires sit in a room— sounds like the start to some joke, doesn't it?
"And being stuck with a buncha mes doesn't?" Yotta speaks up from the center of the room, rubbing the back of his head. " Well... I guess I'll introduce myself, huh? I go by Yottabyte, but just Yotta's fine. I work on the technical side of things from an organization called EOD and— uh, not sure how much more I'm allowed to say about that. I work around a lot of technology, basically. I'm a vampire too, if you find that interesting." He shrugged and gave a bashful grin, " I like Minecraft."
Beside him and paying more attention to the Gameboy in his hands than the current conversation, another vampire speaks. "Huh? Oh. Matrix. I'm basically what the first guy said except evil, I guess. I do crime. Is my turn over yet?"
A third vampire takes that as his cue to introduce himself next, seeming unimpressed by the company he's found himself in. "I'm Hellbyte, either it's nice to meet ya or it's not, just don't make it a problem. Either way, I'm a bodyguard for hire, currently working under my boss Supercomputer. Don't mess with him or I'll rip your guts out."
From the farthest end of the room sat a fourth vampire, far apart from the others. He sharpened his jagged blade and glared at the others with what could only be described as pure hatred. "Cross. Monster hunter."
From outside the room— for the sake of everyone else's safety— sat a hulking silhouette in a dark room, kept down by restraints and tranquilizer that hardly affected him, bright pupils staring through the darkness.
""I̵̢̖̦̬̲͈̪̥͋́͂'̸̻̩͔̹̙̮̺̑̃̀̾̂́̐́̅̀̈͘̚͠ͅL̸̫̞̞͇͕̬͙̙̻̙͉͕͉̿̆̊͛̓͊̐̅͌̓̑͜͝͝Ļ̶͕͖͉̮̞͎̞̬̰̗̼͈̘͉̌̀̓ ̸̙̞̙͇̮̈̓͌̓̌͒͝S̶̛̹̹̪̞͓̬̭̲͙̖̜̖͚̩̫̈͆̓͗͆͌͆͂ͅL̸̟̹͖̘̩͔̠̋̔̀̌̽̈́̅͆̀͠Å̷̡̠̭͙͓͚͈̠̤̃̓̎́̌̉̃͗̓̌̿́̅͂̕͜ͅÙ̷̧̪̥̰̱̦̪̜̥̦̠̒̃̾̀͊́̅̓͐͗́̐͘͜͠͠͝G̴̨̛̹̗̣͉͉̩͈͙͕̙̦̘̉̽̈͆͛̀̒̓̕͝͠͠͝H̸̹͕̱̫͔͊͋̔́̾T̴͚̬̜͇͉̟̰̩͍̙͈͐̋̈̉͑̑̐͆̊ͅȨ̸̼͖̺̋̾̇͒̑̚Ŗ̶̻͙̭̲̯̥̣͇̰̤̯̦̙͖͗̈́̏͐̉̐̈́̏̓͆͆̕͘̕̕͘͜ ̴̧̡͈̭͈̺̩̮̤̜̭͎̮͗͆̇̀̈́̌́̔̐̌̇̆̚E̷̹̞̦̘͔͎͚̗̜͙͍͌́̒̓̂͂̅͒̎͊̀̕V̴͚͔̱̖̺̞̦̣̬̻̒͋̀̎̉̂̚̚͝͝Ę̵̢̥͛R̴̩̝̀̈́͊Ỷ̵͉͓͎̖͇͇͓̬̣̞̣̫̪͚̭͓͒̾͑̊ ̸̛̥̾̔̆͊̋̈́̂̌̅̕S̴̢̧̘͖̜̼͎͎͉̦̙̮̣͕͒̊̒́̑̈́̾̂͆͋̚͝͝Į̶̤͚̥̤̘̦̖̝̈N̴̫̺̓͂̀̀̽̋͒̆̈̂̀͘Ǵ̶̢̖̑̋̅͠͝͝L̷͕̰̣̤̠̜̬̤͇̟͊͑̒̀̍̄̾͊̅̎̅̃̾͘͜ͅÈ̷̤̪̩̞̗͚̠͎͈̳̈́̓̾̅̋͗̔̈́̽̀̑͌̔̒͝͠ͅͅ ̴͖̖̖͍̪̟͙̪͚͊͑͌̀̔̓̽̇͌̂̂̈́̕O̴͇̩̞͕̻̲̜̬̠͎̾̀͌͂̿̓̄́̌̀́̌̌͆̓̿N̷̢̢̢̛͎̯͍͉̮̣̘̦̙̗̘͒̃̾̈̌͒̆͝Ë̸̛̦͈́̃̀̏͝ ̷̢͓͖̣͙͇̒̇̇̂̀͗̌͊̓͆̓̑O̷̢͖̫̳̟̻̾̾͗F̶̢̡͙͕̭̪̲͙̖͇͈̟͚͓̞̲̃͛͛͆̚̚ ̸̨̧̠̗͇̜̥̼̳̗̬̝̟̼̲͕̂̓͒̌̉̐ͅT̸̪̫̯̞̻͎̳̤̮̼̜̭͙̹̹̼̎̀́̓͛͋̐̒͘͜͝͝H̴̡̤̟͖͈̘͔̰͓͎̳̱̼͐͌ͅȨ̴̢͖̦̗̙̬͚͉̬͐́͗͋͆̆̄̽͜M̷̝͉͓̼͈̘̳̙̞̘͕̜̳̭̃ͅͅ.̴̺͎̪͚̻̪̖̈́̈́͌́̍͜͝ ̴͕̆̑̿̄̃͌͗"
They called it Obsidian.
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