What’s Up! My name’s Malware, I’m an agent of the EOD and one of the best hackers out there.
For some reason I’m stuck here with a bunch of losers just like me. Lemme introduce you briefly. They’ll make their own posts later.
One of the guys you’ll see here is this weirdo covered in electronics. Like, I’m a tech guy, but not that much…. Anyways, I think he’s dying, but he’s kind of a bitch too. He goes by Supercomputer.
There’s another one here called Pandemic. He’s like me, but a fucked up monster. Like, Jesus Christ, don’t make him mad…..
Another guy here is Virus. He’s like me but a god, I guess? Idk, he keeps saying he’s the most powerful. Talk about egotistic…
The last one is Trojan. He’s like me, but… eeevil. Like if I joined Zoraxis. Talk about a loser!
Anyways, I got work to do. Nice t’meetcha. Malware, LOGGING OFF.
