Yoshpapi

Shrek and Han Solo kinda dress the same

I’m gonna own a Fox when I’m older, I guarantee you that

“Kobe” is for accuracy, but “YEET” is for distance.

If humans are able to survive the next couple millions of years, history classes would become a huge pain in the ass.

I shall keep them in my cooled room where I shall provide them with food, water, shelter, and a loving owner

If you die a virgin, you’re the first person in your entire ancestral lineage to do so

Guess there’s a first for everything

I swear to fucking God, if this becomes a thing, I’m literally chucking my TV out the window

Drama and theatre is considered geeky in school, but if you happen to succeed in that industry you are suddenly at the absolute top of the social hierarchy.

Oh how the tables have turned