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Suggestive Dirty Talk Options
I find that the biggest obstacle in dirty talking is how to start it. That first thing you break the ice with. It can feel a bit awkward at first, but youāll quickly get the hang of it. Iām a big fan of something I call the and then what technique. Basically you just start with a rather innocent question or statement and then evolve into the next natural thing that would happen. So you say something, and then pretend someone asks you āand then whatā and then you answer that question.
So letās pretend for a second youāre on top of your man, riding him cowgirl style and you want to spice it up a little.
Simply starting with a āyou like the way I fuck you?ā Is enough to break that awkward ice. Heāll answer yes of course. And then what? āthen imagine how Mark (using names of actual guys you know works amazingly) would feel if I fucked him like thisā
And then what?
āI would bounce up and down his cock just like this. Heāll get to feel how tight your wifeās pussy isā
And then what?
āthen I want him toā¦.ā
You get it.
Reliving the past
My husband is very much into hearing stories about guys I used to fuck so this one is his favorite type of dirty talk. The way it goes is when I give him a handjob, blowjob or even ride him, I would say something like āyou like the way I stroke your dick?ā (asking if he likes it is always a great way to break the ice and initiate dirty talk without feeling awkward). This always gets me a very enthustiastic āYES!ā to which I answer something like āthis is exactly how I used to stroke [name of guy I used to fuck]ās cockā¦ā (pause for dramatic effect) āexcept⦠His was a lot bigger than yoursā. This line alone is usually enough to almost bring him over the edge, and if not itās a great way to go into more details - how did it feel to stroke a much bigger dick, would you do it again, perhaps the guy used to get so horny that he would fuck you before you could finish the handjob, etc. Details, details, details, I canāt stress it enough.
Fair warning: not everyone is into hearing about your past! Make sure your husband is into that before springing this on him.
The commentator
This one is super easy because you donāt feel like youāre talking dirty, youāre just saying whatās on your mind. So the way it works is to watch porn with your man and simply make comments about the movie playing. Particularly about the guy and what you like about him. Compliment his dick, go into details about what you like about him, think out loud like āI really wish I could get fucked like that one dayā / ālook how big his dick is. He would make me cum so fast with thatā
If youāve fucked someone who reminds you of the guy, by all means tell your husband about it. Watching a porn with a guy whoās fucking some girl senseless and hearing your wife drop the bomb that the guy is the exact same size as some dude she dated in college is a sure way to make your husband look at the porn and all he will see is you being fucked right there on the screen. Very hot for both of you.
The yes ladder
This is a really simple but very effective technique that is easy for new dirty talkers and is guarantueed to drive him crazy.
In a nutshell what you do is ask him some questions that all leads to a yes. With each question the intensity in what youāre asking increases. Thereās something crazy hot about this almost confessional way of talking dirty and being āforced to admitā your deepest fantasies. This is a great way to get yourself going, and to test out boundaries.
Optional: let him know ahead of time that youāre going to ask him questions and if he says no just once, he donāt get to cum. See what heās willing to say yes to - just remember these are forced and horny yesses expressing what he likes in the heat of the moment. They donāt necessarily count in real life.
Example of a yes ladder.
āyou like this huhā
āwould you like it if i did this to another guy?ā
āwould you let me pick any guy i want?ā
āwhat if i want a guy whoās bigger than you, would you allow that?ā
ādo you want him to fuck me hard?ā
āwhat if he makes me cum really hard, can you handle that?ā
āwhat if he makes me scream out his name, can you still handle it?ā
ācan I fuck him right here in our bed?ā
āwould you allow me to fuck someone Iāve dated before?ā
āeven if he really knows how to fuck me good?ā
āwhat if I want him to fuck me while you wait in the other room, will you do that?ā
You get it, just continue like this. Make the questions increasingly more provocative and test his boundaries, maybe even cross them if you know he can handle it.
The O-bomb
This method works extremely well if youāve been teasing and playing with him for a while, keeping him right on the edge and heās SO close now that you can make him cum any second.
All there is to it is asking him ādo you want to cum?ā heāll answer yes almost pleading. And thatās when you drop the O-bomb. The O-bomb is some of the blue thought you put into his head and force him to cum to before he can even react.
For example: he just said yes he wants to cum. You then say āgood. I want you to cum while you think of me cumming all over (name)ās big dickā and then you simply force him to cum before he even gets a chance to react. As heās cumming you keep feeding him the thought over and over until heās done. āyes, cum while you imagine how he makes me screamā etc.
The story
My personal favorite. One thing is to talk about imaginary stuff that could maybe some day happen. Another is to talk about stuff that actually already happened simply by telling him a story about some incredible hot sex youāve had, either because the circumstances where hot, because the guy knew what he was doing and fucked your brains out or the guy happened to be seriously hung.
This is also super simple for you because you dont have to make anything up, you simply just tell what happened and describe the situation.
Donāt worry about elaborate descriptions or anything. Trust me heāll ask you to elaborate when he hears something he likes. Just describe what happened and how it felt for you. Especially the āhow it feltā part is very important.
The talk
Now in the safety rules i told you to talk about what he likes and dislikes without touching him so his arousal wonāt reflect his answers. This time you do the exact opposite. Simply have a conversation about what he likes while slowly touching his dick. Thereās something really hot about just talking while casually stroking him. And youāll be able to measure his response simply by the way his dick throbs, which is incredibly hot.
How to start it: just casually ask him a question about his likes and as he answers you slowly start touching him while asking him more questions.
The close your eyes and imagine
Sometimes it can be a lot easier if your husband canāt see you when you talk dirty.
Example:
āclose your eyes. Do you like my hands on. Your dick? Now imagine i was doing this to another guy. Stroking his big dick just like this. I would be so turned on knowing it isnāt you. My pussy would want to feel him inside me. Imagine how he would push me down and fuck me. Imagine how i would gasp when he starts to stretch me. How I would scream when he goes deeper than you.ā
Do you see how the above also make use of the and then what technique to tell the next part of the story?
Putting it all together
Now, I know reading about it and actually doing it is two very different things. When youāre first starting out I actually advice you to plan out your dirty talking. This might not be as sexy and spontaneous, but while youāre still getting the hang of it itās nice to be a little prepared so you donāt run out of things to say. I would also advice you to start off doing it while giving a handjob, as you will have a much easier time focusing on what to say than if you were giving a blowjob or having sex.
Letās break the ice with an innocent ādo you like the way it feels when I stroke your cock?ā
When he says yes I would then say something like āgoodā¦. Now close your eyesā wait for him to do it.
Then: āwould you like it if I did this to another man?ā - āyesā
Then: āyou know, [name of ex / bull / fantasy guy] used to love when I stroked his dick. Of course his was a lot bigger than yours, I could barely close my hand around itā
Then: ādo you like that, thinking about how I used to stroke his big cock?ā - āyesā
Then: āhaving that big cock in my hands always made me feel so tiny and hornyā
Then: ādo you want me to show you how I used to suck him?ā - āyesā. Then put all your effort into giving the best head you have ever given.
Then: āmmh⦠Can you imagine how good his cock must have felt in my mouth? I used to suck him just like that until he came in my mouthā.
By now he should be getting pretty close, so itās time put on the finale. Ask him ādo you want to cum?ā - āyesā. Start stroking him faster.
ātell meā¦ā - make him say that he wants to cum.
āI want you to cum while you think of me getting fucked by [name]. He would always make me cum so hard. Imagine how I used to scream his nameā - if you really want to go all out you could start moaning the name of this other guy, whether thatās your bull, an old fling, your husbandās friend or who ever you like to fantasize about.
Do you see how easy it flows from do you like it, to imagine itās someone else, to describing how you used to do or would do it on someone else?
With time it will come naturally and you wonāt have to plan ahead, but to begin with itās nice to have an idea of how you want to start it, how you want to end it and how you bridge that gap.
There you have it. My secrets to driving your husband wild. Now go⦠Make him lose it.

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I absolutely LOVE to kiss my boyfriend with a mouthful of cum.Ā I love sharing it with him and knowing that heās tasting what I am.Ā I love how he swirls his tongue into my mouth as if heās mining for the last nugget of cum.Ā I love kissing him mid blowjob and sharing pre-cum with him too.Ā Itās like Iām giving him a little sampling of the grand finale that awaits him in my flooded pussy.
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Chastity and Pegging
I have a boyfriend. His cute little cock is in a cage, I wear his chastity key proudly around my neck, and I control his orgasms. But it didnāt start out that way. Weāve been together for seven years and, slowly but surely, Iāve trained, submitted, and broken him down to the point where I can do literally anything and anyone that I want.
If youād have told either of us that this is how our relationship wouldāve ended up, thereās no way weād have believed it. We started dating in high school. Mark is over a year older than I am, but Iāve always been the one in control. It started with little things like choosing between movies, what music we listened to, or the places to go. He never pushed or demanded a thing, and always gave ināunlike most every other guy in my life.
Early on, Iād let him get his way every once in a while. Eventually, though, I learned that he liked it better when I took chargeāespecially when it came to sex. I didnāt mind, even though Iām more of a sub, myself. I learned to get off on the Domme role, ordering him between my legs or telling him exactly how to fuck me.
We always want what we donāt have, though, donāt we?
My sister and most all my friends loved bragging about the men they ādatedā. They knew I was in love with Mark, but made it there mission to get me to cheat. Some succeeded, but only after I convinced myself that blowjobs werenāt cheating.
I compensated for my āindiscretionsā by sharing my friends with Mark, having threesomes almost as often as we had one on one sex. Our first time together was in a threesome with his first girlfriend, who he was still dating. She was his first āI love youā, but Iām going to be his last. Weāve shared her since, and watching them kiss still slices my heart open, but that only makes my orgasms a million times hotter.
Okay, Iāll admit itāI lied. I didnāt share all my friends with Mark because I felt bad about cheating on him. The truth is I loved sharing him as much as I loved going down on all those other men. I especially loved watching him make out with my friends and losing himself in the moment, as if I werenāt even there. Thatās when I learned the power of cuckoldingāback before I even knew what that word truly meant.
Snowbunny⦠Now thatās a word with which I was very familiar. That sister I mentioned earlier and all those friends who loved bragging, well, they were all talking about one thingāBig Black Cocks. It was as if theyād found a super-drug with the only known side-effect being earth-shattering orgasms. And it was highly addictiveāeven for me, whoād never even seen one in real life.
A couple of my friends kept their boyfriends, but most had moved on by the end of that first summer. As much as I loved Mark, I was instantly curious and knew I couldnāt stop at just a blowjob. I knew I wouldnāt be able to control myself with a cock that much bigger than Markās.
I started watching interracial porn. Like a LOT. It got to the point where that was pretty much all I got myself off to. Iāve always needed a fantasy to be realistic to work, so I imagined the men that I knew from real life like the owner of the restaurant me and my friends went to after school or one of my momās friends.
I started putting it on to watch with Mark, too. At first, I disguised my intent by typing simply ābig cockā, knowing full-well what most of the results would bring, and then always clicking on whichever one looked like the biggest. I wanted to make it clear to Mark (even then) what it was that I liked bestāand what I wanted.
Mark and I have been watching porn together since the first few months we started dating. I donāt remember who brought it up, but we were talking about porn and I asked what kind he liked best, assuming he watched it too. He said he didnāt watch it, which was an obvious lie. Rather than grill him or make him feel bad about it, I told him what I liked, how often I watched it, and told him we needed to watch it together.
I had one rule, though. I told him he could never delete his browsing history. I wanted to see all the things he was looking at so we could get off to it together. In the beginning, it was all pretty tame. Iāve always been into public sex so we mixed some of that in, along with some teacher porn. Iād have him pick one out with a teacher that looked like his crush while I went down on him then heād do the same for me. It was like virtual roleplaying, and it was hot as fuckāstill is.
We mixed in some threesomes with two girls and one guy. You shouldāve seen his reaction the first time I put on a DP video and admitted how much Iād love to try it. Mmmmm
But once I started searching for ābig cockā porn, that changed everything. Mark started watching it almost exclusively even when I wasnāt there. And he was the first one to add the word āBlackā to a porn search. Thatās when I realized that he was getting off to whatever got me off the mostāand he wasnāt shy about it. He was rewatching the videos that made me cum, then searching for more of that specific scene.
I wrote an article over two years ago about all that, but in a different context. I was doing a deep dive on his cuckolding origin story, making the point that it all began with how we watched porn together. I see things a bit more clearly now. With or without porn, his cock would still be locked up today. This was always his fate. I crave more than what he can give me, and he wants me to have anything and anyone that I want.
If my tastes led me somewhere other than Black Kings then thatās where heād have gone too. Heās a cuckold at heart, desiring nothing more than to make sure Iām happy and content in all thingsāespecially in the bedroom. Once I was ready for the real thing, I put on a show with a ten inch black toy to talk him into the idea. I handed it to him and made him finish me with it. He made me squirt and cum and collapse before licking me clean.
The rest is history.
Since that day (March Ā 23, 2019), Iāve been with about two hundred and fifty different men. Each and every one of them has been bigger than Mark. Most have been MUCH bigger. And weāve never been happier.
I still share him with some of my friends. Iāve kept some secrets, but he knows about most everything Iāve done. I love nothing more than surprising him with a new story, especially while Iām still dripping. I feed him their cum along with all the details while grinding over his hungry mouth and teasing his cute little cock. I love how hard he cums after I free him from his cage.
I donāt cage my boyfriend as a punishment; I do it because I love him. This is what he deserves.
He craves it now, possibly as much as I crave new men. Iāve heard from some of his friends that heās been talking about a proposal, asking their opinion on how he should do it. That got me thinking⦠Will he be wearing his cage when he pops the question?
God, I hope so!
XoXo Jenny
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