those kids probably legit saved a lot of lives by preventing a bunch of dumb old people from going to a crowded rally in the middle of a global pandemic

I must start watching this.

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

Finally Tumblr can do math

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

This post is pushing me to the limit

she let the baby stay in there the whole night and decided to check in the morning lmao

If her baby has to fight a ghost, that’s between the baby and the ghost

I think my favorite memes are the ones about insignificant but universally relateable things

cinderella…

This comment has literally undone me

When you meet that bitch from the net irl

Start pounding joker