It’s ironic that the country with the most billionaires on the planet has an economy that begins a sharp collapse as soon as working class people can’t go to work

You can find someone aesthetically attractive without wanting to date or have sex with them.

ah yes, Watchmen, or as I like to call it, Watch Men Completely Miss The Whole Point Of This Comic

In one generation we went from, “watch your mouth around grandma, she’s from a different time,” to, “Don’t mind all the stuff grandma says, she’s from a different time.”

I love my daughter already whoever she is

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.