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canadad-deactivated20171111

whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night

canadad-deactivated20171111

vulpx this reply needs its own hall of fame imo

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rn it feels like Tumblr is a big ass parking lot and everybody just got out the club asking “what yall bout to do”

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wickedwonderlandd

Alien 1:hey let’s go check out Earth! 👽

Alien:ummmm

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kingofthesun

So I Have a Tiny Chicken

Keep in mind, it’s not a batam chicken, it has some birth defect that makes it smaller than an average small chicken, we think. I don’t know. We didn’t expect this.

This is Cicero.

We thought Cicero was a rooster, mostly from fear of him being a hen and trying to lay an egg, only to end up egg bound.

Well, today we learned that Cicero the Rooster is actually Cicero the Hen.

AND LOOK

AT WHAT

SHE LAID

A TINY EGG.

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

IF WE HATCH IT WOULD A TINIER CHICKEN BE HATCHED??

WILL IT CONTINUE UNTIL WE HAVE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD??

WHY DID MY SISTER NAME THE CHICKEN AFTER HER MATH TEACHER??

WHAT IS GOING ON???????

sirasanders

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES IM LAUGHINGWJSJKD

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loloftheday

Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

sleepingalaska

we all can agree that the scamander’s have great ass genes

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i

nitrogen

I want true love and $1mil

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ME AS A GHOST

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resonance-of-libra

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

jukaidream

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

thisisasinkingship

I think I did it wrong

comic-girl2234-deactivated20240

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

caprifreak

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

caprifreak

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

musinvenusian

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

riyerose

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

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jennyloggins

I AM AT WORK AND THERE IS A GROWNASS MAN SITTING IN THE FUCKING TOP BASKET OF THE SHOPPING CART

jennyloggins

DO U THINK I AM FUCKING BLUFFING

jennyloggins

reviving this 4 year old post from the fucking grave because i still am in complete awe

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