mama i’m tired 🫩 what’s the harm in coexisting. shipping culture back in my day used to actually be fun. you liked your thing, i liked mine, and we kept it moving. i genuinely miss when it was about exploring dynamics and not proving your ship is superior.

what really gets me is how ugly it turns. some anti-lc takes are just thinly veiled queerphobia. some anti-tb takes just slide straight into racism and ableism. over fictional ships. that’s insane.

Don’t bring a wolf to a lion’s fight or smth..

Give it four seconds 🦾

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tfw your fuck buddy spots you out with your ex-situationship (you didn't even fuck you just kissed like once) and immediately thinks she's been replaced (okay so you haven't seen her in a few weeks) but you were going to have to break up with her anyway and it has nothing to do with the fact the ex just moved back into town, its just she obviously came with her family (who are your brother, niece and nephew) and you could dodge around your husband to go off for a quick fuck but there's so many more people in the house now and your family name does still mean something and also it means NOTHING that your ex and your fuckbuddy look alike.

hey so what if you met your brother's fiance and fell in love but both of you cared too much about the family's name and duty and pretended not to be in love for nearly 2 decades. happened to my friend Tianna Crownguard.

soooooo i created some toxi milf yuri, lux's mum has no canon appearance but considering a lot of the crownguards are blonde, kind of made sense to have her as brunette (and oops does cithria look a lot like her? oh what a coincidence...)

timeline/plot dump and family tree under the cut