a shitblog.

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 

same

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

stephen king telling his self-insert character that the endings of his books are shit was peak comedy ngl

i love to do intense research on things that have zero impact on my life and have no correlation whatsoever to my general interests. i know a lot about combustion engines 

Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off

when whitney houston’s “i will always love you” came on for the logo i almost cried thinking it was seriously going to be a thing from actual marvel saying r.i.p tony stark like they did for stan lee but then i saw the “in memoriam” in comic sans and guess what? i still cried, but it was 16% ironically