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50 WAYS TO BE A LAME RAPPER

1. Make a song purposely for “girls” called “(insert blank) Girl”.

2. Have the word “fly”, “swag”, “hot”, “baller”, “money”, “stuntin” in the title of your song.

3. Buy beats from the “producer of the moment”.

4. Tell your local producer that you need a “Lex Luger style” beat

5. Adopt Rick Ross’ flow from “BMF” as your default Southern flow.

6. Pattern your career after Jay-Z

7. Have the words “Lil”, “Young”, “J” as the beginning of your rap name.

8. Rap with a Southern accent when you’re from North of the Mason-Dixon.

9. Sing in your raps because you heard Drake do it.

10. Get Neck tats.