a lot of November prompts on patreon were about my birthday/my sign/doin’ what i want, and so that all kind of congealed into this lovely Beach Scorp.

She lives on a small oasis and acts as its groundskeeper/tender and in her spare time she trades stories and curios with travelers who pass through. On full moons people say that the springs on the oasis run with sea foam rimmed salt water, and that if you dive into them you will suddenly find yourself in the starlit void of the open ocean. She says that these are just tall tales brought on by heat stroke. There is no secret ocean in the springs. There are no great glowing eyes peering from the water. There are no mythical deathless lobsters that so resemble her kin.

We should all just have a drink and stay out of the sun.

Oh God FUCK

I shunnah dint

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

1)  Lily works retail at an arts-and-crafts store, and just like me she probably had a terrible Black Friday that drained all her energy for answering questions on her tumblr blog in a timely fashion.

2) Lily is 22!  She’s taking a year off from college at the moment.  This is her first time living on her own.

3) Lily is pretty sure the apparition is confined to this one apartment.  She can pass through walls but she never seems to go anywhere else.  It’d be difficult to test that without some really awkward conversations with the neighbors, though.

4) The apparition can quote “How The Grinch Stole Christmas” from memory.  She insists that “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” is the superior Peanuts holiday special, though.

Hey, guess what! I’m making a game!! 

Doodle!

I love to think that Parch well have these tiny sentient living plants that helps her around and once Eureka and Tangy moves in with her they become a family pet <3   ⎸Eureka belongs to @whatsapokemon