Sugakookie

me: [lying] honestly

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

What are we? Who are we?

being an adult is just. you wake up and tell other people your back hurts

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

me @ myself all the time: girl, stop

he lived with a man for a good decade so

my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love w his pal fatio lmao

wow physics and calculus are gay pass it on

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home