If you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms

people who say “why does everything have to be gay” you are instantly on my shit list im suspect of you and I’d rather you not be around me thanks 

Why can’t overly attractive people show some fucking compassion and not stand right next to me in public? I got my Unique Look & Rough-Edged Intrigue shit going on. You come stand too close and people start realizing I’m just an economy class werewolf in a nice jacket. Keep your poreless HD ass away from me.

No oM DYing

HELP

I love how she looks like Stevonnie

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au