Hot Girl Shit

i can’t handle this video like he looks so nervous about being a father but he’s trying his best and being so gentle with the little baby i’m lsjflsjflsjgahga

look at these cute pibble hippos oh my god

OMFG YES😍😍😍

Is that Tom Holland?

I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

Grain-stealing thots

I’m trying to steal your granary but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my decorated ass cheeks keeps alerting Hesiod

your work is appreciated

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

sunday night reminder that you are totally going to make it through this week

…The original post has to be either a joke or someone who knows literally nothing, because in 1999 Amazon was already huge, and Bezos was Time’s Person of the Year.

Why do people want these billionaires to come from a fuckin struggle so damn bad ?

Because they want to believe it could be them when statistically it can’t be