if you squish a bug!!!!!!!! im gonna squish!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

i hate pacman.  stop eating all the dots.  leave some dots for the rest of us you stupid piece of circle

haha not to scare anyone but the hell does ‘beyond’ in bed bath and beyond stand for

As a former bed bath and beyond employee, I appreciate this

what the hell and fuck are you implying lady

You spelled boiled wrong

we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito

apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating

i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too

Reblogging just for Glenn!

Thank you that someone said this. When I first saw this..I wasn’t really feeling it but I didn’t wanna say anything due to negetivity

shit, we still got sunday schoolers on this site?

they give you internet in the 1300s?

That hits, roll damage

Congratulations you’ve killed Jalter

Worst shoes?

probably flipper heels they look cool, but imagine trying to run

What….? Why….? Flipper heels?!?

why!?