an inside boy

you don’t like puter 🖥️? beep boop?

in the future when they dig up mybones they will scream and get scared due to seeing a skeleton

i would never call a girl “babygirl”. that word is for middle aged men ONLY

good morning to fairies elves gnomes sprites and other mischievous beings

Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

sorry for being so weird it's my first time being alive

it’s a cautionary tale TO YOU. if i did those things it would have turned out fine

"wanting something" wins Most Embarrassing Thing You Can Do award for 23rd year in a row

Bitches love me bcz I’m so fucking earnest

i think my problem is that when i’m doing an activity with a friend they’re thinking “i am having fun. this is fun.” but i’m thinking “we are tying the strings of fate we are forming a powerful bond that will last eons”

[so caffeinated my ears are ringing at harmonic frequencies known only to insects and elevator ghosts] i think i hauve premonitions

open up your heart like the gates of hell btw. if you even care