YNo's messy garden

Pretty art!

Years ago I bought this insanely bright, thick rainbow fabric at a fabric store that was shutting down and my friend asked ‘what are you planning to make’ and I said I dunno I just can’t pass this up look at it and she made fun of me for being a fabric hoarder but here we are!! 6 years later!!

Anyway now my nakey little dog has a thick ass rainbow jumpsuit and not only has she stopped shivering like a leaf all the time but she’s also very easy to find!!

Plus, I extended the neck part so that I can tuck her ears in (the tips get so cold that they get crusty from lack of blood flow and my vet recommended a snood) and now I have a rainbow worm

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

HERE'S SOME HELP

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO POST:

1) Unlearn what was taught to you

2) Learn what was never taught to you

I broke it down simply…

“Bitch was a term used by men against women… If you call your female friend ‘my bitch’, theres nothing wrong with that… but if a guy did the same thing to his female friend, that wouldnt not look too good…”

Some people genuinely dont know what they do/say was wrong. Some ask questions to learn and educate themselves. Relax…

herbs and gardening

cook a lot

wear lots of black

cats

magical brews

probably the village midwife

cottage in the woods

vine whips and healing spells

bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute

wizards

wear blankets, if you’re lucky

lab in a tower

grad student vibes

will definitely accidentally kill you

fireballs

high in some kind of magical drug

hat that scrapes the ceiling 

magical sugar daddy

glam goth

looks like a distinguished gay but that’s only because of, again, magical sugar daddy 

probably rich even though you never see them working

fruity drinks 

significantly more likely to be twinks than the general population

Imperial Snapchat. Admiral Piett is currently leading the contest.

Anakin hindbrain: *chanting* SELFIE SELFIE SELFIE SELFIE-

Vader: …ugh, fine.

Boba: lol cool, I’m gonna use the cat ears feature!