My Life; My Rules

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

the making of sourdough bread scares me so bad what do you mean my bread is a creature

no. your bread is thousands of creatures. and the bubbles in the bread is from their breathing. they're laying dead in the pockets of their own breath. the thousands of creatures in your bread were breathing and formed their own graves to die in when you cooked them. there are thousands of creatures' bodies in your bread. your bread is full of tombs

if i said i'm scared of the dark you'd turn off all the lights and start whispering demonic shit just to scare me

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

you people aren't CASTING

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.