Allons-y, King of the lab.

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

I always forget that Missy set the Doctor up with Clara. In terms of the master’s plans, I think it’s up there with one of the best. She was really just like “I’m going to set my ex up with this babysitter, and create a relationship so toxic it threatens reality” and that’s exactly what happened. Flawless execution. No notes.

the doctor getting to meet a future incarnation of themself in the tardis: im so happy for you and your ugly fucking console room im serious

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

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