Yo-kai Watch Rewinded - Ask Blog!

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One ask per topic (if you want to do multiple asks, feel free but do be mindful of other people)

Asks for the human characters (Nate, Katie, Hailey and Buck) are allowed

Yo-kai groups (Song Medals, Yo-kai Circles, etc.) are eligible for an ask

Try to keep asks as PG as possible (Well folks, looks like the censors ARE gonna kill me!)

i cannot imagine attempting to sit on a sleeping ōgama is a good idea. nor would it be pleasant for either party involved.

Key: Toadal Dude

"See, the issue is I legit just look like a mossy rock in my true form, the mottling just makes it harder to tell the difference. The haori used to serve more than one function way back then. Y'know, keepin' up the looks 'n all that jazz, but it doubles as a warning; like, "Yo, I'm not a rock." It didn't do much, but it kinda helped... sometimes."

...

(oh ok seaweed trio literally never seen one for them until now)

Key: Wiglin, Steppa, Rhyth

"Heh, um... funny you should ask, we uhh... haven't heard from Rhyth in, like, a week? I think? She's been skippin' practice on and off for a while now, but this is the first time she's ghosted us."

"You don't think it has anything to do with our bickerin', do ya?"

"It might, she did say it was gettin' on her nerves..."

"We wanna give her another couple days, see if she'll come back on her own?"

"Maybe. Give her time, give her space, whenever she's ready. The Dancing Trio never parts for long, after all!"

(who's gonna tell 'em)

elsewhere

Key: Blizzaria, Kyubi, Venoct

"I initially opened it as a means to help support Kyubi and Venny financially when we first set up shop in the human world. Now that they're both working, I thought about shutting it down but I decided against it. Now I keep having to set aside my good spirits to keep this one satisfied."

"I'm a fox of quality, thank you."

"Hah. "Fox of quality," he says like he doesn't go through my supply."

"What? As if you're any better!"

"PLEASE. Don't start bickering now, it's too early in the night for this."

"Sorry." "Sorry."

what is your opinion on lard (to cook with)

because in my experience, lard does not obey the laws of physics or gravity when i try to work with it. it's madness

Key: Arachnus

have you ever tried to see what happens when you deep-fry a nutella uncrustable and then coat it in cinnamon sugar?

i have a feeling you'd like it :3

Key: Toadal Dude, Arachnus

*spider is buffering* (he has no idea what you just said)

"...Babe?"

"...Huh?"

"Hold on, I know a guy who can solve this."

*sniff sniff* "Well, it at least smells edible... but you know I'm always skeptical of these BBQ-based foods." *monch*

"...Sooooo, how is i--"

*aaaaand it's gone*

"..."

"Would willingly eat it again, though I'm not entirely fond of the mess it left behind. My thanks."

because i also do that. i get mildly stressed and i just start spinning like maxwell rotate

Key: Toadal Dude, Arachnus

"Yep. Don't take much to stress him out, either; it could be somethin' as mundane as a doctor's appointment and he'll still be pacin' like crazy."

"You call it "mundane," I call it "being forced out of my human form and nearly destroying the entire building in the process." I think my stress response is justified in this example, no?"

"...Bad example, got it."

"Also you don't need to answer these for me, I am perfectly capable of speaking for myself..."

"Oh. I thought you--"

"You thought wrong. I seldom speak enough as it is, I don't need to be spoken for during the few hours of the day I feel sociable."

"Gotcha, I'll try not to do that anymore."

just imagine dylan's Banana Fritters video but replace dylan with arachnus.

"this book smells like a horse." (<- said in a very serious tone)

Key: Toadal Dude, Arachnus, Arachnia

"FIYAAAAH!" "FIYAAAAH!"

"I got no idea what they're on about, but this is mad entertaining."

i feel like they'd be really good at it. because for a snake, oxygen is overrated (i'm not kidding snakes can hold their breath for up to 15 minutes iirc)

your bag of urchins is probably gonna be full long before you have to surface for air

Key: Venoct, Shadow, Illuminoct

"I have not, BUT it is on my bucket list. I know the fishermen in San Fantastico have a program for it."

"...Why do you have that?"

"Because, Shadow, just because we're Yo-kai doesn't mean the end doesn't come for us all. My time in this form is only slightly less limited than my human one was."

"Have-- have you been preparing for that???"

"Yes."

"...Any particular reason why?"

"Reasons I don't feel comfortable disclosing on a public ask blog."

"..." "..."

"You're both invited to join me when I have the time, less time we spend fighting over each other's share."

"Sounds fun..."

(all i can imagine is one of them hearing a weird noise and then they both stare at the wall in the direction it came from)

They'd stare out in the open, unblinking, for a solid 2 minutes and not realize it until their eyes are dry as fuck and then blink involuntarily and get hit with instant relief. They've all but gotten used to the weird instinctive behaviors us humans have lol

is this why toad doesn't like juice? does it just make his brain throw an error 404?

Key: Toadal Dude, Jibanyan (inserted himself again)

"Somethin' like that? It's more that my sweet tooth's real sensitive, so I can only tolerate so much of it at once."

"Being able to taste my beloved Chocobars in all their glory has been the best part about bein' a Yo-kai... To think Mother Nature would keep this from me until nyow."

"...Dude, get your own questions."

shadow venoct has safiya nygaard energy and there's really no other way to describe that

(just so we're clear I had to google who that was lol)

Key: Shadow, Katie

"What are you doing...?"

"Bored..."

"Does your boredom have to involve all of the candles my mom brought home?"

"I don't like your mother, so yes..."

"She's gonna kill me when she gets home..."

"Calm down, I'll replace them all..."

"With what money?"

Key: Toadal Dude, Arachnus

"Really? Then I have plenty to sate your curiosity, o faithful contributor."

"T-Tsuchi, you don't need to, really!"

"Oh, but it's perfectly alright if you do the same to me?"

*sigh* "Okay, carry on..."

"Hmph. As I was saying, I think it's only fair if I go for one of the really embarrassing ones."

"Hoo boy, here we go..."

"Toad goes into hibernation starting in November, and it is my duty to keep him hydrated during his fleeting hours of consciousness in that time. Over the years, I have found him face down on the restroom floor at least once. Not even remotely close to the toilet, just laying there. Asleep. Again."

"Ain't exactly operating on 100% efficiency when I'm cold..."

"I'm sure you can infer things from there, but that isn't what I'm alluding to."

"Then what are you alluding to if not that???"

"Ohh, you remember that night I found you somehow threw yourself out of our bedroom window and buried yourself in the mud in our front yard? Fully clothed, might I add?"

"...I completely forgot about that."

"Not sure how you could when I spent days trying to handwash those stains out of your kimono."

"...You happy now?"

"Yes. Truce?"

"Truce."