look what the homosexuals have done to me

check out this spotify playlist of men covering women’s songs without changing pronouns

nice

the same user made a playlist of women covering men’s songs without changing pronouns!

double nice

Pour yourself a glass from the Probability Pitcher.

Take a fucking sip for initiative, babes

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

“video games linked to adhd” gee i wonder why ppl with adhd would be drawn to an interactive medium that fully engages your brain and gives your hands something to do at the same time. it is a mystery

i like when ice cream shops are referred to as a “creamery” it sounds cute idk something about that really tickles my pickle

That’s what zaddy calls my bootyhole 😌

i can’t believe its my responsibility to live this life to the fullest….wtf

a survival instinct if you may

^ that one!

i am straight but im highkey a gay.. eesh.

Because a straight who understands the joke cannot chime in to add to the joke, cause that is being totally inclusive like you guys want.