YIKES

remember when we put a cobra in the trash can and then put the trash can outside and said “this is fine for now”

lillian weiss goes to anger management meetings two times a week and then sends her ex “poisoned” chocolates spelling out “DIE RICK”and a poem that ends with “i shall only love thee well after your death.” she’s a woman with depth and taste.

Scott: I am a bad person. I am a very very bad person. I am a horrible person. Debbie: … Frosty: … Chase: … Pete: … Scott: "No you're not, Scott! We still love you, Scott!"

Minette love, Dieter hate 👊

“I asked ChatGPT—” well I asked hint hotline and honestly didn’t get a great answer but that’s ok I’ll google it or something

advertisement is so constant and everywhere i have to wonder if it even works anymore. im aware my bus stop probably has ads on it but i couldnt tell you what for. i hear 'this video is sponsored by' and i start skipping ahead until its over. u can probably argue theyre still getting in your brain by becoming part of the white noise but like idk man. im feelin really "when everything is ads, nothing is." right now.