Gay Space Dog

hyperfixation has led me places i wouldn't go with a gun. I'm browsing blogs that haven't seen the light of day since 2010

Trans boy of colour dont look at those European men for transition inspo trans boy of colour. Trans boy of colour please look at people of your ethnicity you need to Lock In and realize that the standards you’re setting yourself up for are rooted in white supremacy. Trans boy of colour a white European man is NOT the peak of masculinity

Thank you tumblr user mcpro229 you’re an angel

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.

i will never be forced to be in "community" with nazis and pedophiles i dont give a fuck

ppl have been saying this but i really do despise how much radqueer 4chan type bullshit is being spread thru queer tumblr space currently like. what are we fucking doing man. hating lolicons and nazis used to be normal

I like how fucked up and loud his climbing is, really adds a certain nasty feeling that he normally evokes

Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

Don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about

miracle : tumblr user posts about new obsession(s) so much that their mutuals become infected with liking it too