I do love when two very fucked up people are in very fucked up love with each other

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

lying in front of the street cleaner

did the street cleaner believe you?

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

this is so sad. …