cicada season

Oooohhhhhh theemmmm😔👐✨✨

Sanzang: *explaining why he doesn't like rivers* So my dad was murdered and his corpse was thrown into a river. And then my mom tried to drown herself, but didn't, and instead went with the bandit who murdered my dad. And then, after I was born, my mom put me on a piece of driftwood with a note attached that was written in her own blood and let me float out onto the river. And then later, around when I first became a monk, me, my mom, and my grandfather cut out the bandit's heart and liver while he was still alive and sacrificed them to the river. And then after the fact, my mom tried to drown herself again and I had to stop her, and then my dad's corpse floated by and just, got up? He was saved by a river dragon or something. All of this happened in the same river mind you. And now I have to deal with all these river demons. So, yeah, that's why I don't really like rivers.

His disciples:

Bajie: did you just say you cut out someone's heart and liver while they were still alive