all things grow

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

they hate me for my flat facial expressions and inability to contribute to conversations

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

Can I come over and be really disappointing