girlboss summer (literal)

ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

Hideo Kojima writing

we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

They should invent a new kind of body that doesn't do that

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

be gay do crimes is queer live laugh love. i will not be answering questions

there is little worse in this world than people being horny for your favourite character that you are not horny for. shut up about his dick i wanna talk about his narrative significance

apparently “”limiting my emotional range” and “crushing my libido” are symptoms of the wrong medication, and not, in fact, the sorcerers curse

Honorary Scientology post

yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere

"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.

its quite easy to make noises. oouugghhhh. aaaaauuuhhh. uwaaaaaaa. awawaaa. it comes naturally to me

The 10th Doctor actively dying of radiation poisoning: I need to….schedule Jack Harkness…a gay sex appointment