Arlow (the three raccons In A Trench Coat & Crow)

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

hey twin are you okay? your leitmotif is being played by a string instrument

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

they should teach useful skills in school like home economics and how to safely pirate media

GAY PEOPLE 🗣️🔥

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

I know the pope and I are enemies but we both agree AI is shit so maybe it's time for a truce

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???