Shit Tier

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

that's right, yet another beautiful woman with candy coloured hair has saved jerid messa's ratfuck of a life. we've informed her next of kin

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

Young people are too invested in the comically unreasonable dream of having a full time job, making enough money to not waste their life thinking about budgeting for necessities, living in something other than a cardboard shoebox, and having like 3-4 friends who they actually like and who care about them. Instead they should be thinking about networking, producing content, optimizing workflows, and training their body into the perfect commodity

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude