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I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet

the locked tomb is simply a story about everyone fighting over who gets to be the dead wife

I don't know if this is a hot take, but I've seen people mentioning this and. I absolutely do NOT want a post-credits scene for the Mistborn movie that somehow hints at Secret History. Or at the very least the part that Kelsier "survives". A huge part of the emotional weight and pain of Well of Ascension comes from Kelsier's absence and how everyone struggles with his legacy, the way he shaped their lives and then left, how and why he died / decided to die, and how to move on without him and his leadership, his hope, his determination. How to move past him, even. Not to mention the whole Church of the Survivor thing. Kelsier's death haunts almost everything in that book. Showing that he's still there in a way would destroy all that. The earliest I'd want any hint or straight up proof at him still being "there", like his voice or an outline of his body or whatever would either be at the veeeeeery end of Well of Ascension or, better, Hero of Ages (where Kell is actually free from the prison at the Well and is starting to interact with the characters in earnest as cognitive shadow / Shard of Preservation). And then a separate short movie put straight onto Apple TV or smth that depicts Secret History. Or integrate it into Hero of Ages (although no idea how that would work without splitting the movie in 2 parts or making it too disjointed). Idk honestly but please no Mistborn Post Credits or something at the beginning/during Well of Ascension.

My favorite thing about the “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space!” tagline is that every part of it is technically wrong. Only one of the two main lesbians is a necromancer, the gothic palace is not haunted, and they are on Earth for 90% of the book.

Gideon the Ninth movie finishes, curtains close, and the music over the aftercredits is a somber cover of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up

THAT ONE FUCKASS PART IN THE FIRST YUGIOH MANGA

I need alecto to call kiriona gaia the saddest bitch shes ever seen in her billions of years long life to her face for no other reason than i think kiri would blow a fucking gasket and that would be insanely funny. i want that undead woman to have a stress heart attack somehow from pure fury

Camilla and Palamedes making notes every time Nona mentioned boobs because it might've been be a sign she's Gideon is so funny to me because if i remember correctly Gideon never mentioned boobs aloud in gtn so either they just clocked her so well or it was painfully obvious at what she was looking at, even with sunglasses