SpaceAceBaby

What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to live this far west holy shitttttttttt

Fuck “get your beach body ready for summer!” This summer we are RECOVERING!!! We are going out to get ICE CREAM and FRIES and MILKSHAKES and WE are gonna feel GOOD

[Smiling through gritted teeth after finding a tick on myself] I love all of nature’s creatures. I love ALL of nature’s creatures.

why the fuck is it trendy to have an ed again. i literally just recovered bro can everyone cool it with the body checking and the calorie counting apps i am sick of seeing ts everywhere i go. don’t pmo

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

Except at night, in which case it's normal trees + stories + animals + some birds that do mimic human speech = logical to be scared of I suppose.