Ramen Noodles

in my mind youtube isn’t a social media because i don’t talk to anyone on there. that’s just where video is :)

Something something equivalent exchange

In order to get the best of both worlds, one must first offer something of equal value

your honor can you please just leave my client alone

So embarrassing to care about comic book characters it’s like look at this guy (shows you the worst drawing of a man you could possibly imagine) through him I understand myself

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them