My Stuffs :D

"Never Gonna Say Goodbye" i dont even know the area code of that song

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

Not enough people know about wireless-fireless

My favorite brand of people are musicians who hear Rush Fucking E, which isn't technically meant to be played by a human at all, and immediately picking up their instrument and going 'bet'.

This is one of the funniest noises I've ever heard in my life

for the love of god unmute

You can lie when you name things

i showed this post to my mom and she suggested i make a shirt with a png of a red delicious apple on it and text underneath that says You can lie when you name things

she’s calling red delicious the real forbidden fruit

one of my favourite human songs-and-dances is when someone notices someone else is lying and, for no particular reason besides love of the game, helps them get away with the lie without ever explicitly acknowledging they noticed. nightmare social animals.

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat