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Yautjaâs Reaction to His S/O Having PAINFUL Period Cramps
Anonymous: Weird request but boy I need to know, how would Yautja react to his S/O with a really painful period? Like, I got pretty unlucky on that department: not only is it ⌠messy but itâs too painful to move, think or eat, muscle constantly spasming, dehydrated as hell, barely concious, bathroom is your new best friend and pretty much end up on ER 7/10 times. All that for DAYS; do their females even have to pass through this monthly too??
â Heâd freak out. Walking into your living quarters, the scent of blood would immediately hit him. *Sniffs the air.* The moment he realizes itâs yours, he will be barging into the bathroom. Donât try to hideâheâd be in no mood for coaxing. Finding you curled in on yourself, face pale from blood loss and pain, his body would freeze.
â Literally no words. He may be a brave and worthy maleâan elite, but heâs never known this kind of fear. Seeing you crumpled on the ground? Instinct Override. Never had he moved so quickly. One minute heâs scooping you into his arms, the next youâre in the medical center. Heâd be sprinting through the ship.
â Your attempts to calm him down wouldnât be overly effective. Every month? You mean to tell him this is a regular occurrence? For how long? If you thought he despised human medicine before, just wait until he hears your answers.Â
â Heâd demand a cure. No debates. (If pushed, he will be threatening some oomanologists.) Still, thereâs no rushing science. While a final treatment would arise, youâd be given yautja level Vicodin until then.
â Heâd have the patience of a saint. Does your loopy self crave cuddles? Purring with a suppressed sense of pleasure (even drugged, you still wanted him close), heâll tuck you into his protective embrace. Laying a heavy hand over your womb, its unnatural warmth would surpass even the most expensive heating pads.
â Heâd be extra protective for weeks afterward. Are you alright, little blade? Do you need anything? If you call for him, heâll drop everything and rush to your side. While itâd be adorably endearing at first, youâd worry about him.Â
This is likely whatâd spark him getting you a hunting puppy. He never wants to find you in such pain again. The reason that memory haunts him is largely because youâd been alone. When the puppyâs older, it would protect you in his place whenever heâs away. (And as explained in Having a Yautja Hunting Hound, youâd have zero complaintsâŚseriously, they be too cute.)
In regards to your question about Yautja femalesâŚ
â Nope, they donât. If they did, it would be a big deal since yautja culture is a matriarchy. My understanding is that since they have a lifespan of possibly thousands of years, females go into heat (are fertile) much less frequently.Â
â Also, Yautja reproductive cycles are different from humans. Mainly, when a female is in heat, should she chooses the sex route, sheâs getting pregnant. (Sheâll literally pin the male down and ride him until they succeed.) That being said, the sexes donât interact nearly as much as humans. If females do have cramps, theyâd keep it secret. Either way, I can guarantee theyâve developed medicines to either induce or inhibit a femaleâs heat. (Because itâs just inconvenient most of the time.)
Yautja female: aroused during times of fertility (which is called heat). During their heat, theyâll choose a worthy male to sire sucklings. The male must overpower her, proving his genes worthy. It is essentially sexy wrestling. Biting and snarls are very much included.
Human female: has monthly peaks in fertility, but can get pregnant outside of those times, as well. Arousal is controlled more by the mind, as opposed to hormones. A female can become aroused at any time. (This is why your mate is so insatiableâŚbecause the scent of a maleâs female in heat automatically sends his brain into sex-mode.)
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Being Pregnant with a Yautjaâs Baby Would Include:
â Nerds, nerds, bring on the alien nerds! While there arenât many (most yautja prefer hunting over studying), the geneticists and oomanologists will flock to your side. Yautja have only just started to mate with the occasional humanâso imagine what they could learn! If you allow them to monitor and examine you, prepare for a symphony of purrs. Their purring is an evolutionary trait intended to soothe nervous young and females. It works.
â Your mate would sport a constant shit-eating grin for all the unmated males to see. Youâd wanted him to sire your sucklings. Him. And everyone knew it. How? No, he wouldnât be dashing around, shouting it from the alien rooftops. Thereâs no need. Remember their super-evolved sense of smell? Everyone can scent that youâre pregnantâand since his scent is all around you, the childâs parentage would be pretty obvious.Â
â Youâd end up meeting all his exes. Alright, so dating isnât a thing for the yautja, but breeding is. Theyâre also pretty blunt. Buckle up and try to prepare yourself for an onslaught of horrifying impregnation stories. Seriously, they will be graphicâŚand your mate will have no issue with the turn in conversation. Since sex is usually for breeding purposes, there wouldnât have been much emotion involved. The fact that youâd want to tackle each perfectly-toned alien goddess wouldnât even occur to him.Â
â Meeting some of his offspring. Regardless of sex or role, all his children would show you respect, as youâre their sireâs chosen mate. In fact, youâd likely befriend any mothers amongst his young. (Mothers: about 20% of society. Are females who have borne children and help train young yautja). They would give you amazing advice and guidance on how to rear young yautja.Â
â Your own hunting hound. When you first mated, he probably gave you an adorable alien pup. While itâs likely only half-grown, your now terrifying (by human standards) pet is your constant guard. Intelligent, loyal, and well-trained, theyâre a wonderful companion who fights off even the strongest hormone-based-blues. When your mate has to leave, heâll feel much more confident knowing that your beloved hound is on duty.
â Heâd have no idea what to do. While your mate is a worthy and desirable maleâhaving sired many sucklingsâco-parenting isnât common amongst yautja culture. Simply put: yautja males are not included in child-rearing, as most females choose to raise their children on their own. (The males only role is to provide sperm). The moment you tell him just how involved heâs going to be, prepare yourself for a yautja victory roar. Heâd be over-the-moon thrilled, if not a little clueless.
â Your mate would (secretly) be afraid. Again, males arenât usually present during pregnancy. (Itâs only with a mate). Once he learns all the details, heâll realize just how daunting it all is. Can humans survive birthing a yautja-human hybrid? They can? But what if you donât? What if he loses you? Heâs only just found you! After centuries (yes, centuries) alone, he canât imagine being without his mate. As much as heâd act tough, the slight change in his behavior would tell you that he was concerned. Youâd reassure him that everything will be alright. Childbirth is painfulâit just is. Still, yautja medicine is far more advanced than Earthâs. You had faith in that.
â Surprisingly Gentle Sex. Not only will your mate tell you constantly how much the sight of youâswollen with his youngâturns him on, heâll make sure he treats you gently. Purring is always a must, but itâs in overdrive once you start to show. When you reach the point of being âheavily pregnant,â heâll do all the work. If he takes you from behind, heâll reach around to cradle the weight of the baby, giving you a break. He also loves your breasts. Words cannot express how much he loves them.
â Respect from Other Yautja. Did you know that in Ancient Rome pregnant women were the only people who werenât required to stand as the emperor passed by? And in Sparta, if a woman died in childbirth, she was given the same funeral privileges as a warrior whoâd died in battle? Likewise, childbirth is no joke to this warrior race. Itâs seen as a chiva all its own when the birth is especially difficult or lengthy. (Chiva: meaning âtrialâ refers to a rite of passage for unblooded yautja to become blooded). Since youâre human, youâd be considered to have endured your chiva.
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Yautjaâs Reaction to His Human S/O Crying for the First Time...
He studied you for a moment, eyeing the little droplets of moisture. His mandibles twitched. âAre you injured?â
You looked up. âW-What?â
âYour eyes are leaking.â
Your brows furrowed and you sniffled, quickly wiping your eyes. âNo they arenât.â
âDo not try to deny it. I can smell and see the truth.âÂ
âIâm not injured.â
He narrowed his eyes. âThen why do your eyes leak?â
You gave a huff. Why wonât he just drop it? âBecause itâs something humans do, okay?â
âHumans leak water from their eyes?â He sounded horrified. âWhat is the function of this?â
âWe cry. Humans cry. We do it when weâre emotional.â Wonderful, now he had another evolutionary weakness to hold against you. Surprisingly, however, he seemed more intrigued than anything. A deep purr rumbled from his chest as he bent down, his tusk gently wiping up a tear. He tilted his head, inspecting it.
It was moments like this that reminded you just how alien your mate was.
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How would slashers react to their fem s/o talking down to herself and making jokes about herself and saying âIâm worthlessâ while laughing, ly man hope Iâm not a pain in the assđđ§Ąđ¤
Youâre not a pain in the ass!! Here you go!
The Slashersâ S/O Having a Self-Deprecating Sense of Humour:
Thomas Hewitt
Thomas does not stand for this nonsense at all!
Donât you dare talk about yourself like that, Y/n! Youâre perfect!
You get a stern look from the man every time you make a mean joke about yourself.
He doesnât understand! You make such mean jokes about yourself but as soon as he shows insecurity, you are so dedicated to making him feel better about himself and telling him not to think of himself that way.
Luda May will also chastise you for making those jokes about yourself.
Thomas and Luda May are very dedicated to building your confidence and self esteem, neither of them liking to hear you talk so poorly about yourself even if you are joking.
If youâre alone and you make a joke like that, he will wrap his arms around you and hold you against his chest. His silent way of telling you to stop talking like that and to tell you that he loves you.
Even if you try to assure him that you donât mean it, that itâs all just jokes, Thomas thinks they are far too frequent to just be jokes.
He just never wants you feeling bad about yourself in anyway! He wants you to see yourself the way he loves you, absolutely perfect.
Michael Myers
He doesnât think much of it at first. He just assumes itâs your sense of humour and he can laugh at people messing up or doing something dumb.
So if you do something dumb and laugh as you chastise yourself, heâll (silently) laugh along, not thinking itâs anything serious.
When the comments and jokes about yourself continue though, he starts to grow more concerned. With each joke, they seem less funny, less like jokes.
Michael is a little more aggressive when it comes to getting you to stop talking bad about yourself but what do you expect?
Will just place a hand over your mouth and you can feel his glare even through the mask. You get the idea pretty quick.
Itâs pretty sweet that he even cares about that sort of stuff when he acts so stoic most of the time.
Jason Voorhees
Lots of disappointed but concerned glances.
Like Thomas, he doesnât stand for this sort of thing. He doesnât let the comments and jokes pass. He canât just ignore them.
How can you be so concerned about how he think about himself but then talk about yourself in such a way?
Since he canât speak, he tends to stroke your hair or invite you into a hug. Youâre talking bad about yourself so you need comforting right??? Well, heâs going to do that anyway!
You quickly understand that Jason doesnât like hearing you talk like this about yourself.
Jason is just going to supply you with some extra love and affection in the hopes that it will help build your self esteem, in the hopes that you will start to see yourself the way he sees you.
Brahms Heelshire
The comment had made Brahms frown at first but then you laughed so he tried to brush it off. After all it was just a joke...right?
But the more âjokesâ you make, the more concern he feels.
Heâs just trying to understand where the joke ends and your real thought begin.
He just doesnât want you feeling that way about yourself...
He will probably question you about it, asking why you make so many jokes about yourself but you brush it off, telling him that youâre just joking and that he shouldnât worry. But he will.
Eventually, when youâve made one too many jokes, heâll wrap his arms around you from behind and mumble for you to stop it.
You have to do what he says right? So please stop making such mean jokes about yourself.
Bo Sinclair
Bo isnât going to be bothered by a self deprecating joke here and there. Theyâre just jokes, he understands that, so itâs not that serious.Â
But once he realises how frequent they are, he starts to genuinely worry, thinking it could be coming from a more serious place.
He knows what itâs like to brush off comments, acting like they are meaningless when they are more honest that you would care to admit. And he doesnât want you to feel that way.
Tells you to âquit itâ when you make another joke about yourself.Â
At first your confused before realising that it bothers him, that he doesnât like hearing you talk down to yourself.
Just remember that Bo is not a very patient man, nor is he very charitable. If you truly were worthless, you wouldnât be here still. And he will probably tell you that bluntly, he means it in a caring way though.
And if you need more sincere comfort, he is able to provide that as well. Getting you to promise to be more kind to yourself.
Vincent Sinclair
Wonât even humour the first joke you make. He knows better than to just let comments like that slide without questioning them, heâs done it to himself enough.
As soon as you talk bad about yourself, even jokingly, Vincent is frowning and tilting his head at you.
Itâs moments like these that he wishes he could talk, to tell you that youâre wrong and properly express to you how much he cares for you and how he sees you.
Youâre so persistent about him being kinder to himself and having more self esteem but than you talk about yourself like that.Â
How can he make you see that to him itâs the same thing? The way you joke about yourself makes him feel the same way you do when he hides his face from you.
Whenever youâre alone and you make the joke, Vincent will pull you into a hug and stroke your hair. You get the idea pretty quick.
Glares at Bo if he laughs at the joke or in some way agrees or encourages it.
Lester Sinclair
Lester probably also has a bit of a self deprecating sense of humour. He is aware of how other people see him and how he presents himself.Â
And while he is generally pretty unfazed and confident despite that, he can make a joke or two about himself.
Thatâs why he doesnât react too much when you start making the jokes.
âGod, Iâm so stupidâ
âYouâre still smarter than me but that ainât much of a challengeâ
He sees it as harmless at first.
Then realises that it probably isnât.
He playfully insulted himself and you had frowned, telling him to stop that.
And the more he thought about it, the more he realised that he didnât really find that stuff funny...it was more about him saying it before somebody else did.Â
Then he had the thought of what if you felt the same way.
From then on whenever you make a mean joke about yourself, he tells you that youâre wrong and that youâre wonderful and he loves you.Â
God, he doesnât want you to actually feel bad about yourself! So he plans on making you feel good about yourself no matter what it takes!
Bubba Sawyer
Bubba frowns as soon as you say the slightest unkind thing about yourself.
He simply doesnât understand why you would say something like that when it was just so untrue, he thought you were perfect and was amazed you couldnât see it as well.
He also didnât understand why you were laughing, it wasnât funny that you were insulting yourself!
Heâs genuinely worried about you and how you see yourself.
When you tell a joke or laugh as you making a belittling comment about yourself, Bubba is going to try to fix it.
Wrapping his arms around you, holding you against his chest, as you receive some concerned babbling from the worried man.
No matter how much you reassure him that itâs all just jokes, he still doesnât like it.
If youâre not going to be kind to yourself for your own sake, do it for his.
Billy Lenz
Billy might not even pick up on the jokes and comments at first but he quickly will.
Always puzzled by the way you talk about yourself. Itâs something that should make you feel sad or disheartened but you just laugh.
Youâre so kind, patient and accepting with him so how can you be so mean to yourself?
When you make a joke about you being worthless, Billy will frown before approaching you.Â
Pulling you into an embrace and burying his face in your hair, mumbling about how mean you are to yourself and how he doesnât like it at all.
You might brush off his concern at first but it eventually becomes impossible to ignore because the meaner you are to yourself, the more he tries to show you the opposite.Â
Trying to get you to see yourself through his eyes. Why couldnât you treat yourself as well as you treat him?
Otis Driftwood
Otis doesnât worry at first when you start making some self deprecating jokes because theyâre just jokes. He obviously has a dark sense of humour and even though he doesnât make jokes at the expense of himself, he can understand not to take it too seriously.
But eventually it starts to bother him.
He would be able to overlook a few jokes, maybe even laughing along with them, but after so long he starts to realise that this might be more serious than he originally thought.
Making you werenât really joking...
Youâll make another joke about how worthless you are and Otis will tell you to knock it off, a little harshly if other people are around, still surprising you all.
When youâre alone, and heâs in a good mood, and you tell another joke, heâs a little softer about it. Pulling you into him or on to his lap, telling you to stop joking about yourself like that because it ainât true.Â
You know he means it when heâs looking at you like that.
Baby Firefly
Like Otis, she understands that people have different senses of humour and if you like to make jokes about yourself that is fine.
Sheâll even laugh along with the more light hearted jokes.Â
But as soon as you laugh and call yourself worthless, she cupping your face in your hand and covering your face in kisses, telling you to stop lying to her.
Will compliment and praise you more as you make more jokes about yourself, trying to compensate for them.
Might joke about you saying âWhat? Do you think I have bad taste?â and if you say yes? Oh boy, sheâs not happy. Time to show you why youâre so amazing!
She found that the best way to get you to stop making those jokes is for her to do the same to herself, so that you understand how she feels when she hears you belittling yourself.
Even when you know that she has an unshakable confidence, it hurts to hear her say mean things about herself.
She agrees to stop if you will, so you agree. You canât help but laugh at her triumphant grin.
Yautja (Predator)
When you tell a joke about yourself, youâre alien mate is probably just going to tilt his head at you with a small squint.
He doesnât always understand human humour. What you said was self deprecating, something that should upset you but youâre laughing? So itâs a joke and thatâs alright...right?
He wonât say anything but heâll keep an eye on it.
At first he even feels a little responsible. Has he made you feel this way, does he not express how much you mean to him properly? Has he failed you?
Little jokes he can try to overlook since it doesnât seem to be upsetting you but as soon as you start calling yourself names, calling yourself stupid or worthless, he has to step in.
Little mate, do you think he would have courted so fiercely you if you were worthless. Do you believe than you bring him shame? Because you donât, you bring him honour. Please do not make these false claims about yourself.
And, well, how can you argue with that? After all, he would never lie to you.
A/N: Oof, I love this. Letâs start the brainstorming-
So... An insignificant ring is to be placed upon your finger, an oath of faithfulness is spoken, some rice is to be thrown your way (a cleansing ritual...?) and thatâs it? Yautja is not amused. How is that supposed to show you theyâre strong enough to protect you for the rest of your life? How does a piece of metal equal to something symbolically powerful such as love and devotion? The more you go in-depth about mankindâs definition of marriage, the more displeased they seem with it.
Equally as troubling seems the fact that youâve insisted you donât want them to hunt down and skin a Queen Xenomorphâs head for you. What do you mean itâs dangerous? Thatâs the whole point! If you donât believe theyâll manage to fend off even the most dangerous of creatures, theyâre inclined to believe you think theyâre not worthy enough to be your mate. If not careful with your words, this can spark an argument between the two of you, ending with a booming, animalistic growl from the stubborn creature. Theyâre not having it.
Youâd have to follow them to a hunt - no ifs or buts, theyâll be deadest on showing you theyâre strong enough to be worthy of being your mate. Theyâll kill the most dangerous monster they could find right before your eyes and thatâs final! After nearly a week spent hunting down every single alien on the planet of choice, theyâll emerge victorious with a giant Egglayerâs head that they intend on cleaning up for you. Youâd have to find a way to hang that thing on your bedroomâs wall...
For some reason, they even dragged the Queenâs tail back to the ship. It is only a week later that you find out the reason for that; they reworked the material of the tail and shaped it into a ring. A Xenomorphâs tail ring. You were stunned. - While your âweddingâ might not have been a traditional one, your Yautja mate definitely tried to combine the best of two cultures in order to make you happy and allow them to show you the length theyâd go through to show how much youâve meant to them.
â Yautja purr. Thatâs right, purr. All the time. Are you upset? Purr. Canât sleep? Purr. Cuddling? Double purr. How can anyone resist that? Itâs just not fairâŚ
â Yautja take courtship seriously. The Yautja are a conformant species: their laws and traditions are sacred. This translates to their views on human customs. If you tell your mate about anniversary traditions, he will go all out. Flowers, sweets, a romantic dinner for two, then passionate (if not intense) love-making.
â Yautja are secretly giant nerds. Remember: their main goal is to evolve into the top species. Anything new is like cake. Meaning? Human behavior and customs 101. Your yautja will intently study everything human, eager to discover what makes you tick.
â Yautja are pet-friendly. Since they wouldnât be a legitimate challenge for your warrior, heâd see no reason to kill them. Thereâs no honor in killing unworthy prey.
â Yautja are strong. No matter your size, prepare to feel like a delicate treasure. He could easily crush your skull with his bare hand. His obvious care makes those gentle touches so much sweeter, showing just how much he cares for you.
â Consent is very important to the Yautja. In fact, a yautja male literally will not touch you until you touch him. This may lead to some sneaky sneakery from your notoriously sly alien. Still, the moment you say âstop,â heâll stop.
Note: This even applies to the hunt. Rapists are seen as tarei hsan (unworthy opponent; bug). As one preying on the defenseless, such an individual would be immediately killed. Afterward, their remains would not be collected (as is custom), as taking a tarei hsan as a trophy would bring shame to the yautja. Simply put, yautja view terminating tarei hsan as a duty. To spare such an individual would be dishonorable.
â Yautja are switchers. While yautja are all about domination, it goes both ways. Youâll get a healthy serving of dominant and submissive sex in the bedroom.
â Yautja females go into heat, humans donât. Did you know humans give off a mating scent? He does. Your mate is all too aware of your wayward libido. Sometimes he knows before you doâand no yautja can resist his mateâs scent.
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Look what I made!!!! Obviously, I donât own Predator, or anything so none of the pronunciation is verified, but 90% (at least) of the words are! So I hope this helps anyone whos curious, is an uber-nerd like me, is writing fanfiction, reading fanfiction, etc! Please let me know if I missed a word, or added a blatantly fake one by mistake!!Â
Yautjaâs Reaction to His S/O Being Horny on Their Period
Anonymous: What would a Yautja do if their human mate has a really heavy flow on their period, and so they donât want to have sex but are really horny when on their period?
â Heâd be confused. Would it hurt to have sex when youâre bleeding? It wouldnât? Itâd actually help you? Then why werenât you in bed yet!? Youâd already explained menstruation to your inquisitive mate, yet perhaps he was missing something. Why else would you refuse intimacy?
â What? You think a little blood would bother him? This is a creature that spent most of his youth bathed in the blood of his victims. If anything, your blood would act as evidence of your fertilityâand reminding a Yautja male that his female is fertile? Instant boner. Sly by nature, your mate would easily persuade you to start with cuddling, which would turn to kissingâŚthen to gropingâŚthen to fingeringâŚand finally to sex.Â
â Heâd seduce you. Having a strong sense of smell, heâs learned what arouses you. Seeing him polishing those deadly weapons of his? How about petting your hair? Yautja males are, after all, genetically hardwired to seduce their tough females.
â Heâd be your personal vibrator. Have I mentioned that yautja purr? Yes? Well, anyone whoâs pet a cat mid-purr knows that purring = vibrations. VibrationsâŚlead to fun times when theyâre coming from your big male.
WARNING: Possibly gross to some readersâŚ
â Heâd clean you up afterward. Partially with his tongue if youâll let him. While yautja usually cook their meat, he canât deny the tastiness of your blood. (I know, grossâŚbut he doesnât see it that way.) Afterward, heâd carry you to the massive walk-in bath for a healing soak.
â Heâd look forward to period sex. All that blood isâŚprimal. After all, traditional yautja mating usually involves blood. Blood without harming you? Sei-i (yes).
Note: During typical mating, both partners are fighting for dominance. Thus making bites and scratches inevitable. In fact, many males like to flaunt their âbattle scarsâ to other males (without revealing the femaleâs identity, as doing so is not only greatly dishonorable but likely to result in death via an irate female).
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