Men who talk about wanting a “Morticia Addams” fail to realize what even made Morticia love Gomez in the first place. Gomez is catastrophically in love with Morticia and is extremely devoted to her. He genuinely worships Morticia like a goddess. She is his entire religion. Morticia did not choose Gomez for his cool indifference.

Batman fucking sucks. Imagine not being able to kill one normal guy dressed as a clown. Your arch nemesis is normal clown guy? You fucking kidding me? Doesn't superman shoot suns out of his cock, and this is the best you can do?

tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck

its goTS A FUZZY HEAD!!!!!

Babe wake up new source of seratonin just dropped

talking to my dad about spideypool again and he says all excitedly "maybe spider-man likes deadpool because he's the one person he can't accidentally kill" and I'm just so proud of him for coming to that conclusion all on his own