washing machine cycle ending explained

you will meow in 7 days

what if we were ibuprofriends :)

would it krill you to have a little shrimpathy?

toxic spotify generated playlists like "most skipped" "least favourite of your followed artists" "songs the furthest away from your preferred genre"

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hey um i didn't want to have to be the one to tell you this but you walked off a cliff and haven't looked down yet

ohhh im so microwave safe im so fucking microwave safe please put me in the microwave

triangle dresses have been all the rage with stick-figure girls lately

i was born in a wet paper bag and my mom needed to put me in the toaster oven to make me crispy enough 2 survive