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please please please review Jax x koufmo digital circus
Alright People, Calm down.. I'll Jaxmo.
Now, I know what the Jax X Kaufmo diehard shippers will say. "Their shipname is clownbunny!!" They're not fusing, come on now. Jax would never be a clown, he's a jackrabbit. My gay husband, Baxter, told me to stop, but I keep telling the truth.
People may be skeptical as to the canoness of this ship, but believe me, it is canon. I'll tell you why, in the professional way that we do it here.
EVIDENCE 1: "Wuh- wait- uhh... WHY??"
(All video media is owned by Glitch Productions, we may review yaoi here, but we do it in respect.)
In the scene in the photo, a collection of dialogue like this plays out.
Jax just PULLED a key to kaufmo's room out of thin air, this was clearly one of the several times he's went in that room. The dialogue afterwards leads us to suspect that Jax has keys to everyone's room, yet there's NO proof of this being the case. Ragatha simply acted like Jax bothered them because their character is naturally nice. Trust me, I know from experience with Tony. Jax didn't want his street cred with Pomni to go down, as he wasn't sure if Pomni is homophobic or not (topic covered at a later date).
Jax had already been in that room that week, several times for a fact. Kaufmo and Jax were making out. Gay making out.
Everything was perfect for these star-crossed lovers until their horrible lovers' quarrel. Jax must've said something that was too far (knowing that rabbidy fuck.) and broke Kaufmo's heart. He wanted nothing to do with this place anymore, as seen with his scribbles on the wall.
Kaufmo wanted to leave NOT because he was going crazy about being stuck there, he was going crazy about his gay lover, Jax's, fight with him, and thus, abstracted. Their love was never meant to be I'm afraid, just like my love with my ex, Tyrone Smith
EVIDENCE 2: ('Sigh.. Hes really gone..' The Gay Bunny Thought.)
Most people saw this scene and just went on with their day, thinking, "Wow, Jax CAN show sympathy for people!" Those people, are wrong. Jax LITERALLY pushed Kinger down a set of stairs last week and YOU PEOPLE think he CARES?? No.. he doesn't. Theres only one man he would've ever loved, and I think you, Glitch Productions, SMG4, and me, know who that is.
There is not much to say for this scene, its pretty cut and dry. I'm surprised that nobody else believes in this.
You may not have been convinced so far, but I have DECISIVE evidence in the matter, which I will show to you all right now.
EVIDENCE 3: The Leak.
I'm sure we've all seen it by now, but I AM THE ONE who showed it to the world. We lost 3 men getting this, when you see this piece, please remember to mourn the fallen and respect the relatives of those who have fought to bring this to us.
What more can I say? I'd just be repeating things I've already said. Pomni's homophobia will be confirmed in this upcoming Amazing Digital Circus.
We do not know which episode, but it will most likely be in the episode about Jax.
SUMMARY:
Jax lives for the chaos, and the most chaotic thing a man can do is love another man.
please please please review Jax x koufmo digital circus
Alright People, Calm down.. I'll Jaxmo.
Now, I know what the Jax X Kaufmo diehard shippers will say. "Their shipname is clownbunny!!" They're not fusing, come on now. Jax would never be a clown, he's a jackrabbit. My gay husband, Baxter, told me to stop, but I keep telling the truth.
People may be skeptical as to the canoness of this ship, but believe me, it is canon. I'll tell you why, in the professional way that we do it here.
EVIDENCE 1: "Wuh- wait- uhh... WHY??"
(All video media is owned by Glitch Productions, we may review yaoi here, but we do it in respect.)
In the scene in the photo, a collection of dialogue like this plays out.
Jax just PULLED a key to kaufmo's room out of thin air, this was clearly one of the several times he's went in that room. The dialogue afterwards leads us to suspect that Jax has keys to everyone's room, yet there's NO proof of this being the case. Ragatha simply acted like Jax bothered them because their character is naturally nice. Trust me, I know from experience with Tony. Jax didn't want his street cred with Pomni to go down, as he wasn't sure if Pomni is homophobic or not (topic covered at a later date).
Jax had already been in that room that week, several times for a fact. Kaufmo and Jax were making out. Gay making out.
Everything was perfect for these star-crossed lovers until their horrible lovers' quarrel. Jax must've said something that was too far (knowing that rabbidy fuck.) and broke Kaufmo's heart. He wanted nothing to do with this place anymore, as seen with his scribbles on the wall.
Kaufmo wanted to leave NOT because he was going crazy about being stuck there, he was going crazy about his gay lover, Jax's, fight with him, and thus, abstracted. Their love was never meant to be I'm afraid, just like my love with my ex, Tyrone Smith
EVIDENCE 2: ('Sigh.. Hes really gone..' The Gay Bunny Thought.)
Most people saw this scene and just went on with their day, thinking, "Wow, Jax CAN show sympathy for people!" Those people, are wrong. Jax LITERALLY pushed Kinger down a set of stairs last week and YOU PEOPLE think he CARES?? No.. he doesn't. Theres only one man he would've ever loved, and I think you, Glitch Productions, SMG4, and me, know who that is.
There is not much to say for this scene, its pretty cut and dry. I'm surprised that nobody else believes in this.
You may not have been convinced so far, but I have DECISIVE evidence in the matter, which I will show to you all right now.
EVIDENCE 3: The Leak.
I'm sure we've all seen it by now, but I AM THE ONE who showed it to the world. We lost 3 men getting this, when you see this piece, please remember to mourn the fallen and respect the relatives of those who have fought to bring this to us.
What more can I say? I'd just be repeating things I've already said. Pomni's homophobia will be confirmed in this upcoming Amazing Digital Circus.
We do not know which episode, but it will most likely be in the episode about Jax.
SUMMARY:
Jax lives for the chaos, and the most chaotic thing a man can do is love another man.
please please please review Jax x koufmo digital circus
Alright People, Calm down.. I'll Jaxmo.
Now, I know what the Jax X Kaufmo diehard shippers will say. "Their shipname is clownbunny!!" They're not fusing, come on now. Jax would never be a clown, he's a jackrabbit. My gay husband, Baxter, told me to stop, but I keep telling the truth.
People may be skeptical as to the canoness of this ship, but believe me, it is canon. I'll tell you why, in the professional way that we do it here.
EVIDENCE 1: "Wuh- wait- uhh... WHY??"
(All video media is owned by Glitch Productions, we may review yaoi here, but we do it in respect.)
In the scene in the photo, a collection of dialogue like this plays out.
Jax just PULLED a key to kaufmo's room out of thin air, this was clearly one of the several times he's went in that room. The dialogue afterwards leads us to suspect that Jax has keys to everyone's room, yet there's NO proof of this being the case. Ragatha simply acted like Jax bothered them because their character is naturally nice. Trust me, I know from experience with Tony. Jax didn't want his street cred with Pomni to go down, as he wasn't sure if Pomni is homophobic or not (topic covered at a later date).
Jax had already been in that room that week, several times for a fact. Kaufmo and Jax were making out. Gay making out.
Everything was perfect for these star-crossed lovers until their horrible lovers' quarrel. Jax must've said something that was too far (knowing that rabbidy fuck.) and broke Kaufmo's heart. He wanted nothing to do with this place anymore, as seen with his scribbles on the wall.
Kaufmo wanted to leave NOT because he was going crazy about being stuck there, he was going crazy about his gay lover, Jax's, fight with him, and thus, abstracted. Their love was never meant to be I'm afraid, just like my love with my ex, Tyrone Smith
EVIDENCE 2: ('Sigh.. Hes really gone..' The Gay Bunny Thought.)
Most people saw this scene and just went on with their day, thinking, "Wow, Jax CAN show sympathy for people!" Those people, are wrong. Jax LITERALLY pushed Kinger down a set of stairs last week and YOU PEOPLE think he CARES?? No.. he doesn't. Theres only one man he would've ever loved, and I think you, Glitch Productions, SMG4, and me, know who that is.
There is not much to say for this scene, its pretty cut and dry. I'm surprised that nobody else believes in this.
You may not have been convinced so far, but I have DECISIVE evidence in the matter, which I will show to you all right now.
EVIDENCE 3: The Leak.
I'm sure we've all seen it by now, but I AM THE ONE who showed it to the world. We lost 3 men getting this, when you see this piece, please remember to mourn the fallen and respect the relatives of those who have fought to bring this to us.
What more can I say? I'd just be repeating things I've already said. Pomni's homophobia will be confirmed in this upcoming Amazing Digital Circus.
We do not know which episode, but it will most likely be in the episode about Jax.
SUMMARY:
Jax lives for the chaos, and the most chaotic thing a man can do is love another man.
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This was ORIGINALLY responding to an ask that I got I swear.. It got cut off for some reason.. I didn't make this for me.. I swear..
SODAPACK YAOI REVIEW
I mean come on look at the gif.. that says all that you need to know..
This is gonna be the first time that Yaoi Review does a review on inanimate objects but I'm confident that it probably WONT be the last... I know what I signed up for when I started this job..
If this is somehow the first time you've heard of HFJONE then you should probably.. look it up.. watch it.. its not like OTHER object shows..
...not that.. other object shows are BAD or..
........ Its good okay.. Now I'm gonna go open your eyes to whats truly happening in this show.. in three sections of evidence..
EVIDENCE 1: SODABOTTLE IS A TSUNDERE
What do you mean his name is Bryce? Well his name is Sodabottle now.. sorry I don't make the rules..
Alright now I know that title of the section might LOOK bad but I'm onto something, you just need to keep an open mind.. listen to me..
When ALL of the objects are first teleported to the plains, sodabottle is freaking out.. rambling.. causing a scene.. he doesn't even want the wish he wants to get back to his 9 to 5 so he could pay rent
He's REALLY not taking this whole abduction thing well... why cant he be more like Magazine.. he's just screaming and saying words that he cant reclaim..
You think hes this RUDE horrible person.. NOT wanting to compete in the game show.. but then backpack almost falls to his death and he CARES.. he shows EMPATHY.. (sigh.. empathy... first comes empathy.. then marriage..)
"You good?" MAN.. he wants him bad I could just TELL.
They talk.. they have a... conversation.. oh good golly.. they're in love..
So not TOO much gay stuff happens at the beginning but.. sodabottle is always not too rude to backpack while he comes off as the antagonist of the series for the rest of the characters.. maybe he put them in the plains..
Then a lot of other things happened but I'm sure its fine we dont have to worry about it its okay I'm cutting to when the backpack and the soda bottle is in the real world okay..
Alright so backpack gets to the real world and with stones weird sticky notes he finds soda bottle's address and goes there.
Look at him.. hes realizing that the 10/10 bag with shoulder straps is outside his home..
He does go on to slam the door in his face but THATS just his tsundere side.. pay attention people.. take notes..
Backpack then causes a scene outside his apartment, which then makes him the secondary antagonist of the series by making a woman uncomfortable.
Sodabottle refuses to face backpack due to his evilness and twistedness so he locks himself inside his home for 10 hours to play hard to get with the man screaming outside until he opens it and all is well in the world.
After he lets backpack inside, their chemistry is off the chart.. they're absolutely hitting it off
Sodabottle just tries to play it off as him not caring at all by trying to leave to his 9 to 5 until he gets a call from Mustard.. Mustard huh.. she might be a good character for..
Sorry I got off track, sodabottle's job was closed for the time being because of a health inspection so the DYNAMIC duo is able to HIT THE ROAD!! They're having a great time I could tell.
After the two buy the laptop and nothing seems to be out of ordinary, sodabottle goes on another rant, stating that hes quitting the team and that he just wants to get back to his life.. what a loser..
The room is heated until the THIRD member of their POLYCULE (yes, this is actually a POLECULE review) appears on the laptop screen
EVIDENCE 2: SODAPACK (AND TEXTY) YAOI REVIEW
Lets just say that Texty really saved their marriage.. its kinda heartwarming how life works that way..
The two hit the road again, talk to some homeless people for fun and everything seems to be going well.. backpack stays the night at his place... but in the middle of the night backpack goes on a midnight stroll which sodabottle isnt too happy about
They both say some things that they shouldn't have and so liam runs off with sodabottle in toe.. its kinda beautiful... cinderella kinda love..
After backpack climbs a tower for attention, sodabottle still chases after him, although he just acts like it was for his car keys, and then they get struck by lightning... thats horrible.. oh my god thats..
wait.. they're holding hands.. I could work with this...
Sure they're both dead now but backpack snaps sodabotte out of seeing his dead mom and so all is well in the world
They go on a gay honeymoon to several different lands and they REALLY get some good progress into.. whatever they were investigating before sodabottle gets the HONOR of getting back on the ONE show
Backpack doesnt take it well though.. he must be jealous..
EVIDENCE 3: Backpack.
Throughout HFJONE, Backpack clearly shows signs of distress and anger about a lot of things that have happened and is happening in the plot.
Although these feelings, they also seem to get along decently well with sodabottle, being able to be happy, or atleast how happy someone could be with what situation that they've been put through.
Sodabottle has also been shown to care about backpack and their emotions, despite some claims of them acting like they don't.
I believe that these two characters ARE gay.. homosexuals. I'm right about this. I'm Yaoi Review, you just have to trust me on this.
CONCLUSION:
Backpack and Sodabottle ARE gay.
YAOI: 8.5/10
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Man.. that yaoi review took a while.. I think I'm gonna go collect some reeds.. maybe chop down some wood..
give us bylerhope yaoi review please we need this our goats are kind of washed
I know you asked this before the finale so I'm doing it now
BYLER YAOI REVIEW (THE ONE WHERE I PROBABLY GET DEATH THREATS)
This is how FlickerGate could still happen thanks to 10 easy steps.
As I'm writing this, there are multiple guns aimed at my head by ross and matt duffer and the third brother they don't even let anybody know about... Its not looking good. I'm surprised they let me still make this with the information that I've acquired at Stranger Things Headquarters.
This might be my last message, I just want all you guys to know that conformitygate IS real.. we just got the wrong year.. its January 7th of 2027.. to go along with kevin duffer's favorite number.
I'm sure the bylerheads know way more about this subject than I do.. but I'm Yaoi Review, so dont worry, you're in good hands.
(Just to specify, when I say Yaoi.. I mean gay people.. men loving men.. nothing inappropriate.. since.. )
EVIDENCE 1: WILL DOESN'T EVEN LIKE GIRLS
Dude.. Will doesn't like girls...? No.. no way..
Alright so we all know the scene where Mike says that Will doesn't like girls.. will runs home and cries.. and.. steve and robin are probably getting tortured by russians as it happens since its Season 3.
Now.. WHAT IF.. will's gay. I think I could prove that the duffers were trying to do something..
SEASON 5. Will is just having a great conversation with the gang when he drops this.. bombshell out of no where..
Now.. I think this may be him coming out but its hard to say since Kali was revealed to be homophobic in the novels and the screenplay so she probably would've gotten pretty mad here if she was paying attention.
He also brings up that he had a crush on someone.. which would help us.. but we all know that its insinuated to be Lucas because the camera panned to him in this scene.
Then this one character that Joyce clearly never saw in her life hugs will and comforts him and all the other characters that we've learned to love does too.. so WE better accept Will also..
My inside scoop into the makings of Stranger Things Season 5 will help me out by answering a consistent question: DOES eleven even know what gay people are?
There was a small scene that was supposed to take place in episode 7 that would answer all of our questions here:
I took this off the duffer siblings laptop when they weren't looking.. the things I do for this job.. I'LL TELL YOU...
...
..anyhow I think its safe to say Will is gay, and we clearly all know that Mike is gay so I don't think that needs to be covered..
EVIDENCE 2: FLICKERGATE LETS GO FLICKERGATE!!
That scene in season 5 is a LITTLE too far fetched for me.. lets get serious.
so everybody who's anybody remembers that scene in season 1 episode 1 where will says 'gtg home man' and mike's garage light's flicker..... right? well i may or may not have heard that there will be a scene in the final episode where they meet in the upside down ... and kiss in mike's garage which makes sense because if you read raven boys you would know that time is a circle and this makes sense!! this is only further proven by barb's famous line when they pull up outside of steve's harrington's house where she says
" oh look the street light's flickering hat means we shoud kiss. please nancy can we kiss"
Now I know what you're thinking.. "There was no kiss in the final episode of stranger things between Mike and Will.." YEAH, because THAT wasn't the final episode.
ARE YOU STUPID? THATS WHAT VECNA WANTS YOU TO THINK!
When Mike and Will are confirmed to kiss on January 7th, 2027. You guys owe me.
When those lights start flickering that's the equivalent of the Stranger Things mistletoe.. that'll make anyone gay, watch out.
EVIDENCE 3: IT WOULDVE BEEN DONE BETTER IF THE DUFFERS DIDNT MESS UP REALLY BADLY AND THEY DID THEIR JOB, KEPT THEIR HEAD DOWN, AND GAVE US BYLER
Okay so.. the duffer brothers COULD be great writers.. stranger things season 1 is honestly one of the best first seasons of any tv show ever.. but now we're talking about if eleven is alive or not.
It seems like they just slowly began to stop caring about some aspects of the show.. some things still was consistently great.. but now they just seem like they're just making the final episodes because they have to, with no intent of completing a story.
YES byler is REAL, they don't want you to know. ONLY I KNOW THE TRUTH.. with this last piece of evidence im sure to TAKE THOSE SCHEMING BROTHERS AND..
and.. oh god.. no... no no no no... they.. oh god..
...Yeah, they saw me type that. I'm not coming home tonight.
The rest of this yaoi review isnt for you.. or the next reader.. nor is this an admittance of guilt.. i am simply speaking to my family now..
Baxter. You are the love of my life. I hope you know that. There are.. going to be some things.. things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days..
I just want you to know that no matter how it may look.. I only had you in my heart.. the stranger things fans deserved the truth.. and I delivered..
I'm never going to be the hero to them, because they'll never truly be happy, and thats okay. I'd be pissed off too if one of my favorite shows ended that way..
If no one can find my body, I'm behind the fourth waterfall.
CONCLUSION:
They're yaoi.
yaoi: 10/10
Are you.. are you entertained? Does this not entertain you?
If you arent, maybe read my stonathan review.. I.. was able to speak under better conditions there..
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i need you to do me a favor and review noel gruber and misha bachynskyi.. ride the cyclone.. or else theyll find me please
oh my god are you okay? is everything alright?? okay I'll DO IT JUST TELL THEM TO GIVE YOU TIME
NISHA YAOI REVIEW (SLIME TUTORIAL WITHOUT BORAX)
You may be new to how I go about my work, cycloners, but I'm going to need to show my reasoning for my verdict.
I'm orderly, I'm not gonna be like every other joe saying "Guys I think Noel likes men.. I dunno though dont be mad at me if im wrong.. it was just what i thought.." I'm MORE like "YES. Noel is gay. And heres why."
Please listen to my ted talk
EVIDENCE 1: THEY'RE JUST GAY CONSTANTLY IM NOT GONNA PRETEND TO TRY TO PUT IT IN SEPERATE SECTIONS
Alright well.. theres a lot of gay moments but honestly I don't think the part where they're actually SITTING on the cyclone is gay.. I'm sure many are going to think "yeah clearly if anything it was just to build off of other points to show that they atleast got along" well SHUT UP. GOD..
How would you feel, if.. I dunno, YOU were in a truman show situation, and one day your high school teacher pairs you up with a kid that bullies you constantly but JUST because the people sitting at home dont know that, they think you're GAY. YOU LIKE MEN.
I don't actually think thats what is happening with Misha and Noel just something to think about is all..
Well Noel and Misha dance together in the opening song that's pretty cool
Also at a point where they all huddle together since they're scared or SOMETHING i DUNNO,
Misha seems to be pretty uncomfortable about it though so he backs away from Noel and the group shortly after
okay theres a lot of gay choreography is it fine that I just say it now that they're gay as hell with their.. poses.. and.. dances..
Just.. imagine they're making out constantly ALRIGHT..I dunno what else you want me to say.
EVIDENCE 2: NOEL'S LAMENT
nothing gay actually happens at this part, I honestly thought they were just friends here.
EVIDENCE 3: EVERYTHING ELSE
Good thing Misha was able to clear everything up by telling them that its NATURAL for two men to show affection by kissing! Calm down!
Also he's not homophobic, this is GOOD news!
Now we cannot also forget the woman that is truly in Misha's gaze, Talia.
You can see the anguish in his eyes, he truly loves her. Talia is someone he holds dear to his heart, even though he has never met her in real life.
There's a good chance that the projection image of Talia is just what Misha imagined her to look like, as from what I've seen he never states if he's actually ever saw her (He probably did in some regard from a photo but we can't exactly be sure). She may not even be real, and it might just be someone messing with Misha and catfishing him.
The thing is that Misha has never doubted Talia the entire time that he's known her, he never questioned her existence and she was probably the best thing going on in his life before he died due to his mom being deceased, and he died, never being able to meet her and never being able to get with her, baby.
now for the matter of this review, even though his love for her is honest and beautiful, this is NOT good. LOOK at the song ending description for GODS sake.. It's not good..
FRIENDS?? TO HELL WITH THAT!! But.. hey.. Noel DID reach out to Misha.. this could still be good.. its still a net negative but we did gain something from this..
After the song, when Karnak offers to show Misha what Talia looks like, Noel convinces him not to, since whatever vision that Misha had of her shouldn't be ruined because of what he learned when he died. This was emotionally moving to Misha and he agreed, Love CONQUERS all.. It must've meant a lot to him since he hugged Noel and cried into his arms.
Later, after Ocean says something but WHO CARES really.. Misha says that he'd vote for Noel to come back to life, and Noel said he'd do the same for Misha
This was great for their relationship but ocean just had to SCREW IT ALL UP, because of her pride and because of her ego..
She always gets like this when she's around gay people.. cant take her ANYWHERE.
Misha and Noel later sit down together and Misha offers him some alcohol that he had since it was a birthday.
They talk a little and Misha tells him that its a shame since Noel's life was TRAGIC and that he is TRAGIC. He made him weep even looking at him..
Noel actually thought this was a nice thing of him to say and so he rests his head on his shoulder. Pretty gay if you ask me, unless you and your bros are resting their head on your shoulders as you tell them that everything will be alright as the sun goes down
CONCLUSION
There was some other snippets that I definitely missed, like if you want to include they jam out together in Sugar Cloud then FEEL free but I think I have enough
They both seem gay to me.. I dunno.. Noel definitely is.. its up in the air with this sorta stuff.. its a guessing game..
listen to me and listen to me carefully. I have a bomb strapped to my chest that is set to go off in the next twenty four hours. the only way to diffuse it is to make boyfs canon again. I remember how the world used to be... it was so much better back then. I met my husband at the seven eleven.. he was listening to Bob Marley (the groove was hella gnarly), when we started dating we got matching pacman tattoos, and I walked down the aisle to do you wanna ride male cover ( Michaels version)... Everything was perfect until this past week when my husband passed his phone to me showed me that... that rich and Michael were in love the whole time??? and said we weren't going to be able to work through this this time. I tried to stop him but he told me to get out of his way and then called me a loser. I have nothing left to lose. Your move, Mr. Review.
I HEAR YOU, I HEAR YOU people.. This will definitely be a hard thing to do, but I'm going to have to review two ships today. I know I'm ready.
EXPENSIVE HEADPHONES VS. BOYFS: A YAOI REVIEW.
To make sure I'm giving both of these ships the benefit of both of these gay relationships, they will be going through intense trials and tests to see who succeeded more in each area.
(For visuals, I'll be using me shell's be more chill act 1 animatic: you could find them here and I'll also be using any other animatic material from their account. Its honestly amazing what they were able to do)
TRIAL 1: RELEVANCE IN THE PLOT
Alright in this area I'll be honest its harder to say for what you once might've thought..
Yeah of course.. Michael cried in a bathroom.. SO what..? I cry in the bathroom ALL the time!
Now.. Boyf.. riends.. You wanna know who orchestrated THAT?? RICH!
The gayest moment between Michael and Jeremy happen because of Rich Goranski. He was always there... forcing the gay agenda onto our heroes Jeremy and Michael Mell.
Jeremy responds like how you think he would, "I hate this school." while Michael seems pretty pumped about it, trying to take a photo, saying "My mothers would be thrilled!"
Now this means TWO big things.
Michael's moms wouldn't mind at all if he was gay
MICHAEL HAS TWO GAY LESBIAN MOMS??
I'll be completely honest, I had no clue that the mom line was actually thing. Maybe its only a thing in some showings, but before this I usually only listened to the soundtrack or animatics, and it either never stood out to me or they just didnt have the line.
Michael does seem supportive of Jeremy wanting to ask Christine out, but that could just because hes a GREAT friend!! That means NOTHING. Also he then went on to say theres NOTHING wrong with being a loser, and that he should get stoned with him in his basement.
Look at him, hes full of whimsy. He just wants to get high with his good pal!
This couldve been a great bonding moment but Jeremy was too busy looking at Christine signing up for the play.. come on jeremy... not cool. Because he wants to be able to spend time with christine, he ALSO signs up for the after school play, and so everyone calls him gay. This is justified. Most people in theatre programs are gay, heres a comment from our expert on the subject
Well after some play rehearsals, Jeremy goes to clean his backpack off of the BOYF on the back of it. Rich cannot let that happen, he warned him. He stops him and calls him tall-ass. Jeremy asks why he even calls him that since he's not even that tall. Rich tells him he WOULD be taller if he wasn't so hunched over and scared all the time.. huh.. that was.. kind of rich to give him a heads up.. maybe hes not so bad..
He also seems to be slightly bothered that jeremy went into a stall.. he said this and talked to jeremy while also continuing to pee. Somedays I wish i was as cool as Rich..
Because Rich is such a nice guy. he tells Jeremy about Squips, and he reassures him that he only treats him like ass BECAUSE the Squip told him to. The squip told rich that jeremy isn't so bad of a guy too, how kind of him!!
He told Jeremy all the GREAT things 600 dollars could get him, it WAS from japan. It would make EVERYONE love you. You'd be so cool it'd be INSANE.
Well that was odd.. lets go back to BOYF.
Two Player Game is honestly just mostly Michael being really supportive.. nothing TOO gay.. except near the end.. The dad walks in, wondering if Jeremy is with a girl.. No of course hes not.. something BETTER.. Michael Mell.
After the two talk about the Squip idea, Jeremy reassures Michael that hes his favorite person, and that they'll never NOT be a team.. Michael is trying to milk what jeremy said for all that its worth..
"Is it REALLY true that i'm your favorrite person..?" Thats when I realized. Michael definitely has to atleast be gay. Theres no way. I don't believe whoever says he isnt..
Yeah well Jeremy gets the Squip Pill, and drinks a mountain dew, and so the Squip tried to help Jeremy pick up women while Michael was away. This was probably for the better, Michael would've scared them, which I guess it works out because Michael just LEFT the mall.
sorry I'm just listing everything that happens in Be More Chill now.. I'm sorry.. My doctor thinks I'm sick... I'm just gonna state the obvious parts now..
Jeremy goes to school and Rich is being really nice AS PER USUAL, inviting him over for some Xbox
Maybe.. Rich and Jeremy could be friends.. or.. maybe something else.. huh..
The Squip now made it so Rich desires to be compatible with Jeremy.. pretty gay if you ask me.. but.. thats not what I'm reviewing.. thats silly.. anyways Rich is also in the theatre program thats pretty awesome huh
And also Christine told Jeremy that she's into Jake, this is good news for Rich- I mean Michael.. Yeah.. Michael wants to get with Jeremy. That's what we're going with.
Michael finds out that the squip potion WORKED and hes thrilled, they should celebrate. In his basement. Getting stoned.
Jeremy just had to be a little PUSSY. He DOESNT wanna get stoned. He turned on the nerd blocker. This was a tragedy for all gay people in the earth. I remember when I first saw this, I cried. I was upset, angry, furious even. Michael "Getting stoned in his basement" Mell was going to DISAPPEAR. It shouldve been me.
Thats him by the way.. the nerd blocking is just working too well.
Anyways who cares about that NERD right?? We could drop him, lets just go to the Halloween party and
Is that Michael Mell in the back there. How in GODS name did he sneak in!?!? Its so OBVIOUSLY him.. I'm not even putting a circle over him, if you cant tell its him. You're mentally ill.
Some crazy shit happens at the party, I wouldn't know I actually dozed off a little there. Since its so tense, Jeremy goes to the bathroom to cool down a little bit.. but hes NOT alone..
Michael tells him what for, but Jeremy wasn't hearing any of it so he called him a loser and walked off, what a dick.
Michael did what all men gotta go through at some point, a musical number. If you haven't, you're just not ready.
Of course he's broken up.. honestly I don't think its too gay of him its like his ONLY friend just treated him like trash like everyone else. I mean.. who is gonna get stoned in his basement with him...? Okay who am I kidding It's pretty gay, but not GAY enough.
We need more gayness, and I think I know just who to call. Lets check how Rich is doing!
o-oh..
well i mean..
they do say that he set the fire because he knew he was gay.. thats something..
yeah well.. atleast michael is being gayer.. hes ripping up photos of him and Jeremy from when they went to see Weird Al like how someone would do with an ex.
Jeremy's dad sees Michael ripping up those photos and asks him if he loves Jeremy. Michael Mell responds, "What?". He didn't. He didn't say no.
Good thing his dad was able to reach an understanding with Michael, since he DID show up to the school play.
Honestly it makes it seem like Michael was there to just mainly be supportive to Jeremy no matter what happened but he also has the red mountain dew so I'm probably wrong.
Actually Michael needs an apology before he saves Jeremy's life, I cant blame him either. If MY best friend was rude to me, but then it turned out that they were never friends with a kid that killed himself, and was just making it up so they could get with the kid's sister.. I'd ask for an apology beforehand also.
They also got in a fistfight.
It turns out though that they were BOTH jealous of each other.. Michael was jealous of jeremy for trying to better himself and jeremy was of michael for.. absolutely not trying at all.
Don't worry though they made up and christine drank the red mountain dew so all is well.. man.. what the heck was with expensive headphones anyways? There has been NO scene where michael and rich has interacted on stage except from the implied backpack thing.. how DUMB could people be??
"When I get out of here, the ladies are going to learn to love the REAL Richard Goranski.... and dudes.. oh my god I'm totally.. bi.."
"Ask the antisocial headphones kid.. who I like a TON by the way.. Is he your boyfriend? Is he single? I'm TOTALLY Bi now!" - Now out of the closet Rich Goranski
What the fuck. This wasn't part of the plan. I mean.. its canon its gotta be.. I must've dozed off every time I watched it because I swear he WASN'T this open about it.. Well.. if thats all that they gave us then boyf STILL has a shot.. It'll be OKAY!
TRIAL 2: BMC 10TH ANNIVERSARY CONCERT
What the actual fuck.
I'm convinced the creators of Be More Chill just does this to mess with people at this point..
If you didn't know, but if you're looking at Be More Chill stuff in 2025 you probably DO know, Michael and Rich kissed during the Be More Chill 10th Anniversary Concert..
I'm convinced if they ever do like a 20th anniversary they're just going to keep putting boyf in the grave.. Jeremy will say something like "I'd rather put a gun to my temple than get with you" and then 10 minutes later, Rich will propose to Michael.
I just.. I just don't know what to say. Don't worry though Boyf heads.. I think I got ONE last thing to defend us against Expensive Headphones..
TRIAL 3: MICHAEL DO YOU WANNA RIDE COVER
DO NOT WORRY. This is how Boyf could still win.
Watching this video HERE will tell you everything you need to know.
This will clear any doubt that anyone could've had. Sure, MAYBE michael kissed Rich.. that means NOTHING. WE WIN.
FINAL THOUGHTS
With a heavy heart I will give my verdict.
Boyf Yaoi: 8/10
Expensive Headphones Yaoi: 9/10
Richjer Yaoi: 10/10 (clearly the right choice)
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I ask this to give you a chance in this industry, review buttonblossom. Do this of you'll never make it far.
watch this star rise, old man
BUTTONBLOSSOM YURI REVIEW
i've seen a LOT of fake yuri-heads losing faith in buttonblossom, claiming "pomni doesn't like ragatha", "ragatha's desperate for ANYONE to like her, pomni isn't special".. but you're wrong you're all wrong.. i am here to prove to YOU beyond a shadow of a doubt that buttonblossom is endgame and to call for the immediate beheading of that evil evil purple rabbit
EVIDENCE 1 - RAGATHA IS NICE TO POMNI BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO BE.
she puts up with a LOT from her. pomni has left her for dead and been frankly standoffish towards the woman and she does not falter in her kindness towards her (With some exceptions that are guaranteed to knock your socks off!)
to the untrained eye this is just ragatha doing her ragatha shit BUT this is when you need to turn your attention to the coveted SPUDSY'S episode. in this episode we see ragatha at her most unfiltered because she under the influence of the stupid sauce (the sauce that makes you stupid)
this sauce really changes a woman. ragatha starts throwing plates, screaming at customers, shouting profanities. i was frightened! i don't think ragatha's to blame for this - i think the spudsy's corporation needs to be held accountable but that's neither here nor there.
the point is is that she lets her true emotions show and ends up being rude to the entire cast
she calls zooble a grouch,
tells gangle that she finds her annoying when she has her happy mask on (she said NO OFFENSE though so shut UP),
and tells jax that she hates him but doesn't want him to hate HER (jax seems strangely moved by this for whatever reason???) so all around this episode implies that ragatha's actions and her kindness tend to be a bit disingenuous in some cases BUT her actions towards pomni are a whole hell of a lot different when she's high
the WORST, most unfiltered thing ragatha can say about pomni is that "she's FLIRTING with the gummy guy cause she would rather be with an NPC than with US." ragatha is slightly annoyed by other people's quirks but when it comes to pomni her criticism is 'she should be spending more time with ME, why doesn't she like ME'. and then she has the nerve to say that she wishes someone would flirt with her and that pomni could be gayer.. and here the woke left is trying to tell me that this is just a one-sided friendship.. that's pathetic
exception number 2 leads us into our next piece of evidence which is
EVIDENCE 2 - THAT EVIL PURPLE RABBIT THINKS HE'S PART OF THE LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP
everytime they turn around his skinny, purple ass is there BOTHERING them... he's desperately trying to cling to relevancy by having gay tension with ragatha and being endeared by pomni because she reminds him of his dead friend but i'm not falling for his propaganda... and you may be thinking 'yurireview what does HE have to do with this... this better be good...' but my reasoning is solid. the way these two react and act around this man when they're together is very yuriful.
ragatha is aware pomni isn't her ride or die or anything but in the untitled episode she's atleast confident that it's them against jax and that if she can rely on anything atleast she's better than jax, people like her more, etc. she's also strangely posessive of pomni....like relax she's not going anywhere.... but then like two seconds later her world's turned upside down cause pomni takes HIS side after telling her it's okay to be an asshole sometimes
this leads her to SCREAM at pomni for the first and only time EVER because the mere idea that this rabbit man can steal her lesbian jester lover just by being a LITTLE BIT vulnerable towards her once is making her lose her goddamned mind... she's about to be on the digital circus news.. she DOES make sure to apologize right away and seems downright mortified by her actions...but the betrayal doesn't fully sink in until she sees pomni laugh at him mauling a man to death
this moment convinced both ragatha and the entire digital circus audience that pomni has chosen a side and that side was AGAINST her but we need to rewind these tapes... we need to turn back time... we forgot to look at things from POMNI'S point of view...
EVIDENCE 3 - What does Pomni have to say about all of this???
if this woman was leader and founder of the ragatha hate group like you all claim she is why does she gravitate towards her? why is she always attached to this woman's hip? huh? riddle me that, liberals..
pomni IS trying to include her and make her feel better about stuff.. the only reason why her offer to let ragatha bat for her didn't successfully cheer her up is because ragatha doesn't want to win the game and save the circus she wants HER! and when looks back to the stands to see jax and pomni talking she forgets about the kind gesture
we need to rewind the tape even further back to the iconic third episode... kinger tells pomni about his wife and tells her that it's sooo important to cherish those around you because they could abstract at any second
"In this world, the worst thing you can do is... make someone think they're not wanted or loved."
and what does pomni run and do?
she tells ms. ragatha thank you for always being concerned for her and that she feels as if she hasn't been appreciative enough of her.. this means that pomni not only WANTS ragatha but she LOVES her even if she hasn't put two and two together yet her subconscious is certainly doing the work for her..
pomni to ragatha is like a moth to a flame... if you truly sit and think about it
CONCLUSION
we have yet to seen the last of these lesbians. i can sense that they have not hit 'peak-gay' yet but are rapidly approaching that level. if i had any idea of what this future gay scene may entail it would be reflected in my rating but the sad truth is is that my yuri solider had not returned from glitch productions hq.. they shot and killed her as she was escaping with the future episode scripts.... so sad! so i can only go off of what we have..
this is just the button of a blossoming relationship
okay.. but only because you're a family friend. (spoilers for all of Alien Stage up to 7/9/25)
IVANTILL YAOI REVIEW
(please don't be upset alien stage heads if i misunderstand something.. i'm only 3 and I binged it all today and is just working off what I believe and what my friend explained to me)
...It's really up in the air truly.. hard to say...
...yeah SURE ivan seems.. maybe a LITTLE gay.. but except from that hes a straight, god lovin, freedom lovin, american.
Before I go more in-depth, I think I need to explain the relationships in Alien Stage that are relevant to this before anything else
got that? okay GOOD. Now I'm gonna explain why ivan is gay. I know, this is probably a shocker for you.. just.. try to take the news the best you could..
EVIDENCE 1: ROUND 3
For Ivan's song, I just gotta say theres a LOT of Till. You wanna know a character that frequently appeared in Till's song???? Mizi. Someone that he has a CRUSH on.
You think its a coincidence? I bet you're thinking, "That could mean anything, Ivan is just thinking about his best friend in his song. Thats all." Well, then you're wrong. Could you just... stop doubting me for ONE second...? God..
Well yeah, round 3. Ivan saves Till from the fucked up situation he was in, straitjacket and all.. thats not right.. guys i think the aliens might not be treating them correctly.
After he's able to get out of that HORRENDOUS situation, he realizes that.. "Wow.. I better go back and save my lesbian crush! I might still have a chance!" and he runs BACK INTO THE DEATH DUNGEON, the gears were NOT turning in this kid's head!
Ivan respected him for it though.. atleast I think he did.. he couldve been thinking a lot in this scene.. "You go win that lesbian's heart little buddy!", "He's so fucking stupid.", "If I laugh I go to hell.". It's hard to say, but I think it just made him more interested in him.
And also, the last part of the song has Ivan saying "You are always for me", which was probably him talking about Till. God the WHOLE song is probably about Till...
EVIDENCE 2: ROUND 6 AND OTHER MISC.
honestly, only straight things happen in this video/episode.
We see Till mourning (Or atleast is sad about) Mizi since from what he knows she's as good as dead, and after Till gets in a mess, Ivan needs to go and save him
He's GOTTA stop finding Till in these sort of situations..
We are also able to see more of their dynamic when they were younger, they really show us the extremes that their friendship reached
Theres also another clip where Ivan touches a cut that Till got on their face, and afterwards he licked the blood from it off his fingers.
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
And then the straightest thing in this episode happened.
Randomly, Till just STOPPED singing.. the aliens are not gonna like this.. hes trying to make it so he LOSES.. Ivan sees this, so he does what any good friend would do, and started making out with him on stage, as a BRO thing of course..
He also started to pretend to strangle him in front of an audience of thousands to remind him about their favorite show The Simpsons
But it was ALL part of his plan, because this made it so people voted for Till to win because they felt bad that he was getting attacked in their eyes, and so Ivan was shot down and killed. You see this was brilliant from Ivan, because he had really bad stage fright and didn't wanna perform again, and I GUESS... he was able to save Till.
In a friend way.
Also in KARMA, Mizi and Sua pushes two pieces of a ruby heart together to represent their mutual love
Ivan must've thought it was pretty cool so he tried to try the newest trend with his pal Till but I don't think it worked too well
Seems like Ivan is REALLY caring this relationship.. wait.. is Till even doing ANYTHING..? man.. what a BUM.. Its like he doesn't even have romantic feelings for Ivan or something...
...wait a minute..
EVIDENCE 3: GUYS I THINK TILL DOESN'T LIKE IVAN BACK
Well doesn't like isn't probably the best words.. more like has no clue that Ivan even liked him romantically or didn't connect the dots until he was shot dead in front of millions.
He probably never really paid too much attention to him romantically, since he was too busy having a crush on Mizi
he CLEARLY doesn't have his priorities straight, he should drop the ZERO and get with the HERO
Get yourself a REAL man that'll put YOU at 100% INTIMACY like IVAN
Well anyways, Its clear that Till likes only has interests in Mizi, even though Ivan sacrificed himself for him... for shame.
Well GOOD thing Till got this far, I sure hope he doesn't disappoint us all and lose to Rubiks Cube Boy.
The entire finale Till looks like he's gonna pass out from heat exhaustion, probably from those stage lights. We were losing him.
Luka started to pull their classic magic trick of reminding his opponent of a dead friend/love interest, he was bringing out his A-GAME while Till was starting to see the pearly gates.
Then he finally saw Mizi in the audience which would've been a REAL nice reunion but he lost the song so.. thats how it goes sometimes.. I don't make the rules..
Atleast from this near death experience, he was able to see the person he loves the most one last time..
Ivan wouldn't have made that amateur mistake. That's all I'm saying. I'm sorry to say, but sure. Till is PROBABLY some sort of gay but he seems pretty straight to me. It feels like all the love in this dynamic is only coming from Ivan. (love from a really good friend of course)
FINAL THOUGHTS:
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sorry it took so i havent watched the sequel until this so im sorry if i missed any detail that EVERY extremely goofy movie fan has noticed where bradley tears up when max starts talking about liking women.
I think we could all agree atleast Bradley is gay. And I'll prove it. Right now.
(Please keep in mind when I say Yaoi I JUST mean gay, nothing gross. I'm magical like that.)
EVIDENCE 1: BRADLEY'S INTEREST
The photo right there is the first time Bradley sees Max. He already KNOWS that max is something special. His first idea when he sees him to "check him out" with his friends. I get his game.. he's plotting..
When he finally catches up to max, he bumps into him and max SPILLS a whole hot coffee on him. First of all, how did that not hurt him. Sure he showed discomfort, but he took that coffee like a champ..
SECOND of all.. Why does he not strangle max right here, right now? He's clearly a threat to him, AND its not like the rest of the people at the college would stop him. They love the guy! I know I wouldve. The stain even makes it look like he aims his pee really high up, its NOT a good look.
He proudly decided that Max WILL be entering the draft for his team, not that he has a choice. You can't just DODGE The Gamma Draft.. its serious shit. Go to Canada? He'll follow. And I mean.. why WOULDN'T you wanna join this team?
Max clearly doesn't understand that The Gamma Draft is a blessing, and should not be complained about. Max ALSO wants his friends to get drafted too. That is NOT how the draft works Max... You can't just say "Alright.. I guess WE got drafted huh guys.." and drag your friends along..
Bradley tries to reason with this insane individual, telling him that those clowns will clearly weigh him down. His boys start laughing at Max's friends and so he tells them to shape up. Now thats a leader I'D WANNA stand behind.. yeah sure he sicks them back on them seconds later but.. he CARES...
He tells Max to "quit playing with my emotions" and about how they thought they were FRIENDS... Hes pulling out the ex boyfriend manipulation and they just met!!
the poetry woman starts talking to bradley and he tells her that hes in the MIDDLE of something, clearly something is more of a priority to him, and LOOK how uncomfortable he is around her (In hindsight I would be too if someone was screaming in my face but.. dont worry about that.)
They all start snapping at Bradley so he has to run away like Swiper the Fox. Max has LOST his chance.. now.. he plans on making max his towel boy if Max's team loses. No one dodges The Gamma Draft and gets away with it.
EVIDENCE 2: BRADLEYS NEXT BEST THING
I just... I just really don't get Bradley.. He goes from wanting the STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMAN to wanting that freshman's dad..
He doesn't discriminate against the old and the young.. he just wants to be with a goof. Max's Gamma Draft had to be pushed to someone in the household, and it had to be Goofy.
Unlike Max, Goofy has to go through the process of becoming a TRUE Gamma. You could tell that its serious when he has to go through The Gamma Process
And honestly.. Bradley was completely in the right, Goofy KILLS it. Sure there was a rocket strapped to his skateboard but not EVERYONE could control a rocket powered skateboard. After his performance, people only know Max as "Goofy's Son."
Seeing how much it hurt his son, he has to put in his resignation to the Gamma. I know what you're thinking, "What the fuck? You can't just.. QUIT the Gammas.." That's exactly what Bradley was thinking, and so he twisted it and kicked Goofy out, because his pride and his ego.. he just HAD to the man..
I'm getting off track I know.. its just.. all of Bradley's interactions with Max has been him being petty for Max turning him down. I can't blame him.. he put himself out there.. and he was.. TURNED DOWN... the GAMMA leader no less.. too disrespectful.
EVIDENCE 3: I'm.. I'm not sure..
Look yaoi-heads.. I believe Bradley Uppercrust is gay as much as the next guy.. I mean come on look at him.. Keep on calling max and his friends stuff like "new meat" and other gay things.. I know this is hypocritical to say.. i've reviewed Jaxmo..
Look i was CLOSE with that review.. it wasnt the clown he was gay for.. it was the FROG.. DAMN IT... I WAS SO CLOSE to GOLD....
Sorry got off track. Main point is, theres NOT much to work with. Max does NOT say "Are we fighting or Flirting?" In that one scene, no matter how much WE want it to be true.
