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I think all gays really do have a set of string lights somewhere in their room

Are you a white lights gay, a single color lights gay, or a multi-color lights gay?

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date idea: i take u out to the woods at 1 am. it’s pitch black. we turn off our flashlight. i do my best coyote call. 15 coyotes immediately call back, from every direction. “it’s okay” i tell you “they won’t come any closer so don’t wor-oh” I say “that last one wasn’t a coyote” you ask me what it is. I don’t know, and I know every animal call. I tell you we better get going. We don’t go back to those woods.

In this house, dumb bitch hours are 24 fucking 7

😭😭😭😭

I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference.

im still pissed off about シ and ツ

I don’t シ whaツ bad about this?

im going to stab you in the face

ソン of a—

There’s really ノ need to get ソ worked up over something as miンor as this!

ワt the フck is going on

this is my worst nightmare.

This was award worthy

Wow

When I say I lost it when I saw equality… 😂

this rocking side to side shit kills me lmfao