take the shot

I want to pet you like an animal...

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

happy frightened friday

happy scared saturday

happy skittish and spooked sunday

happy malicious forces at work monday

no i can't go out tonight i'm mourning my unlived life. yes i see the irony. yeah all night. no i can't reschedule, sorry. hope you have fun living your life instead of watching it pass you by though! sounds like fun

oh yes i know of him. not in the sense that i am familiar with his work but i have seen my mutuals make insane and nonsensical comments about him. so

i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now

I said ooh girl

sword made of damascus steel