The Secret Life Of David Yamaguchi

the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what

I don’t know why.. But I really like this.

I’m absolutely in love with this.

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

LEAVE HIM ALONE

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

You can tell a lot from a person by what ending they reblog this with

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

That awkward moment between birth and death