I'M A BOSS ASS BITCH

I came back on tumblr for this opportunity. Goddamnit. Fucking assholes.

can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition

Legit my mom didn't believe in anxiety until my sister was hospitalized. Same for her ed. Fucking bullshit.

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

normalize the concept of giving me $599.99

Good morning to everyone except this person!

This physically hurts me. @longjohnleggings look 😭

yo

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

If you say “I saw this on a Japanese game show” people will believe anything you say

Finally have a way to get away with murder.

If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

"You both matched for gangbang porn and being so jaded that the only thing that can make you happy is other people's misery"

I wish saying “Sorry, I’ve been depressed the past couple of days, but I’m ok now.” was as socially acceptable as “Sorry, I’ve been really sick the past couple of days, but I’m ok now.”

"Sorry that I'm emotionally drained and can't text you back"

It’s gotten to a point where I’m not even procrastinating anymore, I’m just jeopardizing my future