Quotes Yamato and Gai Didn’t Say

Yamato: You realize it's been years since we've gone away, just the two of us?

Yamato: Coffee?

Gai: Alright then, let's go to the bedroom, remove our clothes, fold them neatly, and engage in frenzied lovemaking.

Yamato, about Kakashi: I'm done enabling him. Like, this is HIS spot. And the thermostat has to be set to his comfort level even though he doesn't even live here and I'm always chilly.

Gai: Have you ever tried to juggle?

Gai: It feels different doesn't it?

Kakashi: There's a reason I'm the best person

Tenzo: Hey, Best Man.

Gai: Dear, I know you have some very definite expectations for this weekend..

Gai: I know I'm in the dog house

Kakashi: Did you tell Tenzō about this?

Yamato: Where is Kakashi?

Gai: My love, I just made a major epiphany! You know my lease is almost up? Right, well, I've been thinking "Gai, it's time you moved on in your life as a man." It's not just about me anymore.