y'all.

mood: i want to read a story exactly like one of my favorite stories i’ve read a thousand times but not THAT story because i’ve read it a thousand times and i want to read a new one but it should be exactly like this one.

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

IS CUM HALAL?

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

We need a disney princess who’s a top!!!!!!

Mulan

you know what you’re absolutely right, post cancelled

what we mad about tonight

people are STILL coughing into their hands

you just did some demonic shit what the fuck

ok even though i don’t know drunk me very well, i feel like she stated this very eloquently

She said this so well, I’m so shook.