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bukkake is technically a baby shower

Not to be horny on main but imagine meeting a man that isn’t a complete waste of time

sometimes self care is just saying ‘this person is a fucking idiot’ and exiting their blog instead of continuing to hate read their awful opinions on things

mitski was right. nobody.

I literally reblog this every time. It’s my job as a diviner.

Lol yes, how can we not???

Ok like this comment is the one that goes around now and constantly hits my dash and I can’t scroll past it a without being a fucking liar so here it is guys. Again. Every time.

Can we bring this back? He’s the reason I started carrying knives everywhere… One time he saw me inside of a liquor store and I refused to step outside until he finally left.. AN HOUR LATER. He just stood there waiting for me to leave the store. Ugh. I’m glad I’m across the country from this creep.

Oh he also stopped by my work EVERYDAY to ask me out and EVERYDAY I would say “no thank you” it got to the point that whenever I saw his car pull up I would tell my boss and then go hide in the back room. He honestly terrified me.

Men are fucking terrifying, I once had some random dude stalk me at work because I smiled at him. … something you get in trouble for if you don’t do when in customer service!

what the actual fuck

Everytime a guy tries to describe himself to me as a nice guy and that i shouldn’t be afraid, my warning siren in my head gets louder.

protip, people who are actually nice, don’t usually feel the need to tell everyone how nice they are.

Men feel so entitled sometimes. It’s scary to watch the interactions sometimes.

this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried

Imagine how much shorter Naruto would be if they all had guns

why would having a gun affect naruto’s height