Yakuwuza

Like you get a text from your dog going "END IS HERE DOOM IS COMING URGENT URGENT SEND TEXT G-D HAVE MERCY, HUMAN COME HOME IMMEDIATELY", (you have no idea why the text translator has decided that your dog is jewish, but that doesn't feel important enough to look into or change) and before you do, you text the cat like "what's going on?"

And the cat replies "sunshine is turned off, window is cold >:C" so okay that's a clue. You've got a monitor lizard that doesn't do much monitoring, but will reply with whatever the lizard is feeling right now if you text "?" first.

Even you.

Especially you.

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I have even created an advent calendar for you to learn squid facts throughout December. It's an 11 by 14 inch scratchy lottery, but instead of taking a chance at winning money, you are guaranteed to learn about squid.

I have a street art campaign to bring squid facts to the people. You might see wheatpastes (like the squid below) if you live in Philly, Boston, Austin, or New York, or stickers if you live in hundreds of other cities and towns across North America.

When you buy a calendar, you're supporting my undying mission to bring squid to everyone. Did you know that squid have donut shaped brains? That their class, cephalopods, have been on earth for longer than TREES? That scientists estimate that there are literally millions of giant squid living in the deep sea?

the panel below from LVA @ PVD - II shows part of lardo's laptop screen:

but stynzy, you say, that is just some classic lardo ducks. but consider this! PERHAPS THEY ARE GEESE?!

ngozi posted this update on:

the untitled goose game, on the other hand, was released at a later date:

my point? take a closer gander at lardo's laptop screen:

now look at a goose from untitled goose game:

very familiar bird design wouldn't you say?

Rans and Holster quit their program management jobs to come manage the business aspects of the game/company

Lardo did the art

Bitty and Shitty conspired on all the hilarious pranks

10 years into his NHL career, PR finally convinces Jack to make a Twitter and absolutely no one was prepared for how good he’d be at it (Bitty takes all the credit)

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bee: [comes near me]

me:

HOCKEY IS FOR EVERYONE

happy pride day everyone!!