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gee I'm hungry....

Could you feed me Kofi?

Pairing: batfamily x batburgerworker!Reader

A/n; inspired by this Headcanon, blurb, one shot, drabble or whatever it's called. I forgot... Also in lazy writing today so grammars r shitty heh

There are rules given by your manager, Mark. Too many rules just for serving burgers and those rules are unlike any fast food restaurants which made you snort.

You've been given the job as the waiter which is the most Disliked role of the batburger workers for whatever reason, writing orders isn't that bad right?

Like how hard can it be?

Batburgerworker!Reader who is a broke collage student at metropolis when they suddenly had the chance to make their life better in Gotham and applied for a job at batburger.

Batburgerworker!Reader who immediately got accepted for the job, they didn't even got to have a interview with the manager, he just hired them on the spot.

Batburgerworker!Reader who is too lazy to read the rule book seeing how thick it is, again, they're just a waiter how hard can it be?

Batburgerworker!Reader who got a huge surprise when Bruce Wayne and his four children (Dick, Cass, Tim, and Damian) and a man w a red hoodie and a black mask and you assume that he's w Bruce casually walks in. And the staff aren't even surprised like you are, they just casually greets them with a nod as if The Bruce Wayne is just a normal costumer.

Batburgerworker!Reader who immediately snapped out of her thoughts and approach them to their seat, beaming yet at the same time nervous inside as you tried to keep your expression neutral.

Batburgerworker!Reader whos heart stops beating when Dick, the fucking Dick Grayson, flirts with you; "I thought angels only serve their gods" his siblings besides him groaned and you could feel yourself going to an Cardiac arrest. Unfortunately for you, you didn't read a single note from the rule book.

"you are my god, sir." The people around you goes quiet. And from the corner of your Eye, you could feel Mark's horrorfied and angry gaze. God, why didn't you shut my fucking mouth up?

You turned red and covered your face with the menu when Dick chuckled. "Please forget I said that. Please." And handed them the menu, taking out your notes.

Batburgerworker!Reader who is called to the office by a red-faced Mark though you can't tell if he's flustered or angry. Luckily he just reprimanded you and handed you a second rule book, muttering about why he can't fire you cause he's almost have no staff.

Batburgerworker!Reader who is put aside for a moment so you wouldn't make the same mistakes for a row.

Batburgerworker!Reader who is suddenly called by Bruce, taking a long inhale you approached.

"may I help you sir?" As Bruce is about to reply, the man w the red hoodie interrupts him. "Where is my fries?"

You blinked. This guy didn't even order a fries. "Oh my bad, Sir. you didn't order one." Taking out your note. "Would you like to jokerized those fries?"

Andddd you did it again. Because the staff goes quiet and Tim Drake tries his hardest to stop giggling. You could feel Mark's even more horrorfied face behind you as the red-hooded guy stares at you with his menacing green eyes.

A awkward silence fills the space for a moment when Bruce answered "Yes he would like to jokerize those fries. please."

Batburgerworker!Reader who quickly shuffled away. Who knew being a waiter would be this hard? Too bad for you, you're too poor to quit.

Batburgerworker!Reader who let's out a a sigh of relief they've been unknowingly holding when Bruce and his family, plus the red-hooded guy, finally leaves with a very large amount of tip that made your jaw drop.

Batburgerworker!Reader who unfortunately works full time shifts with no complains because beggars can't be choosers. And it's not like you got someone waiting for you at home.

Batburgerworker!Reader whose heart speeds up when Spoiler and Signal comes in the middle of the night, and again, The staff isn't even surprised seeing the two iconic vigilantees like it's casual. Unlike you whose practically bouncing inside.

Batburgerworker!Reader who immediately approached them w a note in hand, ready to ask for signatures.

"Welcome! How may I help you?" Embarrassingly, Your voice went too high for you liking that you sounded like a pick me. Inhaling and exhaling; "mayihaveyourautographspleasepleasepleae"

That must been in the rule book because the staff suddenly went quiet and you could feel Mark's even even more horrorfied face.

Signal chuckled, which sounded like a melody in your ears, and signed his autograph along with spoiler. You heart bursted and you could feel all euphoria surging to you when Mark calls you in for his office again.

He signed and rubbed his temples claiming about how 'we don't take autographs from heroes.' and he fucking took your autographs from you.

Batburgerworker!Reader who is devastated the whole night and the vigilantes could feel it cause they suddenly invited you to their seat which made your heart burst in glitters.

Eventually they left and you're left with a generous amount to tips that made your jaw drop. Again.

Batburgerworker!Reader who almost fainted when robin, blooded from head to toe entered. And he didn't even flinch when he ordered a batburger. And then you remember the specific rule that mark said outright.

The red button under the counter calls batman when his robins are injured.

You secretly pressed the button and listed Robin's order. Unfortunately to you, because of you being a lazy ass to even read the simplest rule in the book, you didn't know that doing the mistake of giving meat in his burger to the little Robin would almost have you fired on the spot.

Batburgerworker!Reader who comes out of the batburger with huge dark circles that made them look like a over-tired panda.

Well, it's not that bad for your first day.

MDNI!! Or normal people do not interact (NPDNI)

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‎If I were to have a dick; I'd fuck Clark kent—not Superman cause he'd dominate—and use his balls cause I, for sure, know that his alien ass got sum big balls like how he got a massive dick. His balls is Big enough to squish them together and fuck between it using a Average-sized dick, it's as if you're thigh-fucking but its balls version. (ball-job, heh. get it?)

‎You see the picture? don't imagine it unless you're horny LOL

‎Fucking between Clark Kent's big balls and my tip kissing his butthole as he whimpers. Clark Kent whimpers and I stand on my word.

‎Orrrr

‎Superman fucking between my balls as his Massive alien dick also fucks my ass.

‎But either way, Id luv to sleep w him and stuff my face between his big boobs <3

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‎Weird. who said those....

‎

You're excused. And I'm not your brah🚶‍♀️🖐

Uhhh uhhh Popstar! Reader dead by joker. Bruce devastated, Dick mad and sad cause another kid dead in Bruce's care, Tim depress, not talk to Damian, Cassandra Mad and want vengeance.

Jason found out, he mad now too cause another kid in Bruce's care kill by joker, he go to Batman, they argue, they beat up, Confrontation... Nyah... Nyah...

Entire fandom is mad. Obsessed fans are now bad, they kill for you.

Batman and Robin scary, they try find joker but joker too smart and he know he doomed.

But a sad Fan found joker... Good. They call Batman, Batman beat up joker. Superman hears he about to kill, Superman stops Batman, he say killing is bad....

Batman stops but he cry, Superman comforts him, Superman sad too cause he likes Popstar! Reader... They kiss...

THE END WHOOOO

Tim:

COMICS

Masterlist

— THOUGHTS

Kaidou!Reader

Loser!Reader

Popstar!Reader

Batburgerwoker!Reader

— ONESHOT

─"Nah she got you blushin' twin"─

Damian x reader

─"10 things I hate about you"─

Batfamily x Neglected!Reader

— SERIES

Save your tears(or money) for another day

Synopsis: a freshly-moved-in-gotham college student quickly finds themselves in a big mess due to a single mistake. They never expected their first day as a Gotham resident would be such a disaster, they wish they never even moved in to this place.

Pairing: gotham x reader

Pairing: Batfamily x popstar! Reader

A/n: I enjoyed my other work and I wanna do it again without doing it again and I shall present to you this. You can view it as yandere or neutral cause I don't stick on one side

Popstar! Reader who got adopted by Bruce after their parents got murdered by a crazy obsessed Fan of yours cause your parents "took too much of your time" and "they aren't worthy of their child" and because either of your parents doesn't have a sibling and your grandparents are long gone, you were turned into an orphan.

Bruce saw your grief and it immediately took him back to that alley way. The way your face screams vengeance made him adopt you and raise you so you wouldn't turn out like your parent's killer. Just like what he did to Dick.

He took you in, you saw the Robin suit, urged him to train you do you could bring your parents to justice, he said no there r already 2 robins, you say you got your own superheroe identity, he finally say yes, and trained you!!

Popstar! Reader who Tim Drake's super fan of—that's why Bruce Wayne knew Popstar! Reader— that he almost passed out of excitement after he found out that Bruce's adopting you. Imagine being a fan to your idol and the next day your idol becomes your sibling.

Popstar! Reader who is now not only famous and admired in their civilian identity but also in their superhero identity. You could easily sway people unknowingly, using your charm to make children feel safe and save lives.

Popstar! Reader Who have their songs on the Batmobile's playlist and Tim uses it as victory song after a successful mission or to tick Damian.

Popstar! Reader and Dick who is so much alike. They both put others first and themselves last, they always try to never be a burden to their families and hides the pain behind their smiles. others say the way you two have the exact same mindset like a Siamese cats is uncanny.

‎‎Because of Bruce adopting you, popstar! Reader's popularity increased in one day. Which is lowkey bad cause more crazy obsessed fans were born which means more stalkers, but at the same time, they were against what happened to you and demanded justice from the corrupted system (the system brushed off your parents murder cause the murderer has a mental health problem.) and going far as hunting the murderer themselves.

Popstar! Reader who is good at anything and if there's something they can't do; they'll make sure to have Damian teach them, not only it creates a bond between them, it also helps you learn.

Popstar! Reader who got Damian comfortable around them instantly, that is how well loved popular! Reader in hero identity is.

Popstar! Reader who have admirers wherever they go, Whether its at the mall, Watchtower, park, or at the streets. There's always someone romantically inlove w them.

Bruce Wayne who is strangely overprotective of popstar! Reader, he views them as his own child after your parents incident and sometimes he had to remind himself that you're not his biological child. (it leaves a bitter taste in his mouth whenever he remembered that you once had another father figure that you love even until now.) He hates when (your favorite DC hero other than batman) is near you cause he knows they're your fav. In fact, he knows everything about you starting to the second you were born to when's the last time you've blinked.

Popstar! Reader who admires Cassandra Cain for being strong and skilled. Tim complained that it's ridiculous to admire your own sibling but he's just jealous.

Popstar! Reader who dresses revealing clothes and Alfred could feel his soul flying out his body when he sees the fit. Damian gives you the cringest face his muscles could do and calls you a harlot. Bruce had to remind himself that you're a grown up now. Dick gives you fashion tips to make your fit even more juicy. Tim supports, like, a lot. (Jason doesn't visit the manor, yet.) Cass doesn't see anything wrong with it, thank you Cass.

Popstar! Reader who couldn't resist singing in the manor and ends up waking Tim—who face's printed with keyboard pattern—up. The earpiece is always filled with popstar! Reader's magnificent melodies or hums like a Tweety bird.

Popstar! Reader who uses their popularity to solve cases.

Popstar! Reader who is well-loved by civilization and heroes alike and it's a shame if they died....

Pairing: batfamily x loser!Reader

A/n: since DC fans love batfamily fics, I love batfamily fics, we all love batfamily fics, especially if they're neglective. You can view this as yan or neutral whatever

Loser!Reader who have lots of collection of their interest anime, cartoon, superheroes, comics, video games, ect...That their room is covered in merchandise, top to bottom. and They would argue with you if you even dare to make a single misinformation of their fave.

Loser!Reader who's easy to Ragebait. Tim makes it his daily routine to purposely misinterpret Loser!Readers favorite show and say the character's name incorrectly just to make them a Loser!Reader frustrated trying to explain to Tim that, No, Tim, the rat's name in Ratatouille isn't Ratatouille; it's Remy. We've watched that show ten times already!

Loser!Reader who doesn't have any friends at school and is constantly being bullied for being a dweeb. They would always sit outside, the 2000s Goth rock music blasting against their eardrums as they re-read chapter 699 of Naruto shippuden for the sixth time.

Loser!Reader who loves photographing but their skills are shit, they would document random things and take a picture of a wall because "the texture was cool". Their digital camera has been broken by the bullies so many times that Loser! Reader had to quit.

Loser!Reader who is soo awkward that it's contagious. Damian doesn't even bother talking to them because the way Loser!Reader would unsophisticatedly use slangs gives him second hand embarrassment so it's best if you and Damian do not interact at all.

Loser! Reader who dresses like a homeless man, except that loserReader looks more homeless than the homeless people and calls it "old-money" fashion. Teachers who are new had had to call Alfred, because Bruce is too busy for you, to ask if they're doing okay and if they need any financial help, as Alfred's face stayed professional as if he's already handled this before, which he had, in Bruce's early teens and reader's. and prepared new and better clothes to bring to the school for Loser! Reader. Perhaps it could lessen the bullying too.

Loser! Reader who, despite having nice relationship with the batfamily, isn't noticed that much. Not that they're being neglected, it's just that the family is too busy saving gotham to hang out. and you're just a puny little nerd so you have no right to feel lonely without the guilt of complaining that your family is too busy for you.

Loser!Reader who is a super big fan of The Flash, and it makes Bruce crazy with jealousy. He isn't the type to be one, but God. When he saw his beloved child's—who is a crazy superhero fan—closet looking like a worship room for his workmate, and possibly his friend, instead of The Batman—aka himself—he couldn't fight the green monster bubbling up inside his chest.

Loser!Reader who have a special relationship with Tim. He's their brother, friend, twin, and anime buddy. He provides Loser! Reader with websites that are ad-free and shows deleted scenes from your favorite movie, and in return, Loser! Reader pays back with peak BL anime manga recommendations.

Loser!Reader, despite rarely seeing Dick at the manor, is always gifted with new sets of pre-published comics by Dick whenever he visits the manor, Which, it isn't that frequent but Loser! Reader looks forward for more.

Loser!Reader who barely even know anything about Jason Todd. They've heard his name from the whispers of your father's mouth and in Dick's anger. Jason Todd is like a celebrity to you, only known from the screen or other's mouth.

Loser!Reader who writes fanfics of anything, they are well known for being on different fandoms even the small unknown ones. They would also subtly write about the batfamily n their self insert fluffy scenes. Stephanie is unknowingly a fan of their works.

Loser!Reader who is shit at making conversations, awkward silence usually talks for Loser!Reader and the person they're talking w will slowly shuffle away from them.

Loser! Reader who is doomed to fail. They aren't that good with sports, academics, and competitions. But that doesn't mean they give up though. Each time, Loser! Reader loses, they'll learn how to do that thing until it's mastered, and plus, losing makes them realize their mistakes; therefore, they would try to learn. Damian looks up to that so it's cool.

What more could I say? Loser! Reader is a loser

Pairing: Gotham x reader

Synopsis: third time's gotta be the charm.

A/n: I'm just blabbering nonsense now😭

‎If you didn't notice your surroundings immediately, you would've thought that you just sucked your homie's dick from how much your throat fucking hurt.

‎Damn what happened?

‎How did you end up at hospital and why does your throat feel like sandpaper covered in needles.

‎All you could remember was arguing with guy....did you two somehow got into a hate-fuck and ended up at the hospital for how good it was. Again.

And if you didn't know better you would've thought that you two purposely drank poison—which wouldn't be possible because you know what a spiked drink looks like and you are cautious enough to be drink it. The Pros of living in NewYork.

‎Your head suddenly throbbed causing you to groan and clutch your bandaged head. And it continued to hurt for what felt like forever, suddenly, a nurse barged in and immediately went for your aid.

‎"ugh! What's happening!?"

‎your scream might have woken up the other patients because they started screaming in anguish like you. The nurse called called for backup and it was absolute disaster.

This day couldn't get any worse.

Your head eventually got better, and you and your buddy are now free to go. You two decided to recall every memory you could to recall what happened and how you ended up in the hospital. Apparently, the joker had contaminated the Gotham lake with his laughing juice and you're suspecting that it's probably the main reason.

"Cant believe that second day in Gotham would be a disaster... I've always thought that I could do better somewhere else but NewYork.."

You let out an annoyed noise. Sure be glad when you get to your—buddy's room and sleep like a baby, knowing that your apartment is gone and the interview for Wayne Enterprise is near and you're still a broke collage student.

"Somewhere else but NewYork and Gotham apparently. "

Seeing your down mood, your buddy felt bad and decided to cheer you up.

I forgot to tell you this: you and your buddy have been friends since you were children, basically childhood friends. You two grew up together in New York until high school happened, and suddenly he's moving out to Gotham. But despite the distance, you two never stopped being friends and actually dated for awhile before you two realized having platonic relationship fits your dynamic more. He's basically a big brother to you and you wouldn't trade him for anything but for a cheesy nacho right now.

Anyways.

Your buddy decided to cheer you up by treating you to your—will be—favorite restaurant.

"There's this one restaurant that will completely blow your mind... We could hang out there and cool off, my treat? "

"Hah—yeah, sure. As long as it doesn't have jokerized drink I'll be good"

"It actually does have a jokerized drink but its seriously good! Trust!"

"Seriously? Cause the last time I drank a jokerized drink, I almost died."

"Damn this too good"

"I this is W food"

The ultimate restaurant—the batburger. Got a juiciest hamburgers, Crunchy fries, and the most unhealthy food of all times. And it their food is even named after the Gotham heroes and villains! This is the only thing that's ever good in gotham, yum.

Your buddy, mouth greasy with all types on sauces, spoke.

"There are many things you should do if you're living in Gotham, unless you want to become a criminal. First, if you witness a crime scene, never ever try to help no matter what; you could end up either beaten or killed. However, if a child is involved, call a bigger person like the police or the kind buff biker guys; the biker guys with big beards are always softies to children. Second, if you're being followed it's best if you just call a cab quickly as possible, but since you're broke; you should bring small knifes with you everywhere. Third, Do NOT, I mean do not ever dress up as a clown on Halloween. Why? Because Halloween is the holiday where most villains—mainly the joker—attacks and if Batman spots you walking around his city wearing a clown costume, he'd interrogate you on the spot. Because it already happened to me And trust me; you do not want that. "

"Wait—you've been interrogated by THE Batman!? Sick! "

You choked on your batburger, buddy sighed and pats your back.

"It's a living nightmare. He's a living nightmare and you wouldn't want that. "

The day had to come to an end and you've learned much about gotham and tips thanks to your buddy/brother/cousin/twin/uncle/gay aunt/kitten. Most of the people in gotham follows the rule of playing blind if you don't wanna turn blind.

you two called a cab for home. The day has been suspiciously good to you, and thank god for that. Because if another day has been gone bad, especially this, you sure wanna become a villain now.

This day wasn't special but at least its better than the other days, you and your buddy had a great time and you wish you luck could stay until Tomorrow.

But no time for that.

suddenly a speeding car appeared on the side and had hit the front car, making the cab lose control and circle around and hit a building. Your body jerks to the side and your head hits the front seat when you hear a yelp beside you. Your head throbs, probably bleeding, as you look at your buddy on the side. His arm twisted in a disgustingly and terrifyingly way, blobs of tears running down his face as your ears rang and your vision blurred. The last thing you saw and heard was Buddy's worried voice and his panicked face.

God. Just how many times do you have to suffer.

Pairing: Gotham x reader

Synopsis: you decided to give Gotham another chance. Besides, what are the odds that the second day at Gotham would be that bad?

A/n: a boring short chapter. Ive decided to make this a series cause y nut, this is a story about a very unlucky person (you) living in Gotham for the first time because they cant stand their old city.

There are few things that you've learned at 48 hours of staying in Gotham. First and the most obvious of all, do not walk alone at night or do not walk near the dark alley that is where all the crimes happen. Lucky for you it's the only shortcut to work, yay.

Second, do don't drink tap water when the joker is on the lose because he might infect the Gotham water with his laughing juice. Too bad for you, you just learned about it today.

You and your gal was debating whether or not Gotham is better than NY.

"So you're saying that you would perfer living in a city that got it's most dangerous villains all in one asylum, that probably breaks out once a month.

Rather Than living in a wonderful city filled with beautiful buildings and–"

You snorted.

"Those buildings gets destroyed every week. new York is basically the main crime schemes for supervillains. "

"Well, gotham villains are worst than New York's! "

"Dude! Gotham villains are bad! "

"Exactly! "

"No, like, Fine bad. Ykwim?"

He looks at you with so much disappointment that you actually feel bad.

"Dude, hear me out. Catwoman, poison ivy, Harley Quinn...... Bane. "

"Bane!? " his face wrinkles in a faces of disgust that he looks like an extra dehydrated raisin.

"Yo, just hear me out! Plus Gotham got good water filter! "

" I'm deaf to you bro and I don't care about how good a damn water filter is if joker is still wandering around the city. What's a good water gonna do? hydrate joker?

and incase you've forgot, you're living in my house because Batman fought in yours and blew it up!"

The guy scoffed and chugged his soda

"I'm going to forget you just said that. And also, just take a taste of your water versus mine. You'll see, eventually. "

"Oh yeah? Let's see it now. "

The two of you went to the kitchen. completely forgetting about the fact that the news just gave a strict warning about drinking tap water, especially if you live at gotham, as joker is currently on loose and has infected the water with his laughing juice.

We all know where this ends. Both of you drank water and started laughing hysterically, laughters first turning genuine to horror as you two realized when you couldn't stop.

Isn't it a fun way to die? Laughing until your chests wheezes and your tummy tightens

Visions getting dark before a tiny figure dressed like a traffic light barges in and went for you and your pal's aid. Just in time before your unconsciousness blacks out.

I can totally imagine their friend group (obviously being the Saiki K one) being hilarious. Maybe having Saiki as their love interest…..👀

Alfred having a heart attack at the sight of fucking Nendou standing outside the front door of the manor, yelling for his ‘buddy’ to come out. Saiki’s standing next to him, completely irritated by everything.

Having Saiki as a love interest could also be like a catalyst for the Batfam’s ‘change’ towards the Reader, with Saiki giving the Reader confidence to stand up to Damian.

OMG MY FIRST ANONYMOUS ASK!! THANK YOU, THANK YOU🙂‍↕️

I personally don't see saiki being a lover to a Kaidou! Reader cause let's be fr, Kaidou!Reader would think that Saiki is sent by the dark reunion or they would be too focused to "protect" their friends from the dark reunion so there's no way that they will ever fall into w each other, plus Saiki is totally just a normal, average guy, definitely not Kaidou!Reader's type. Saiki is more just someone Kaidou!Reader needs to "protect" and also Saiki acts too unbothered that Kaidou!Reader wants to prove themselves to him.

Their dynamic would be weirdly cool though just like at the show!!

AND ALSO

batfamily interrogating Kaidou!Reader about having delinquents as a buddy makes them realize how lonely their reader is that they have to befriend someone so awful and all while Kaidou!Reader tries to explain to them that Nendou is a good guy and they're "aren't really buddies" only to be pushed aside again so that the batfamily broods with their assumption

In my neglective batfamily fic, they aren't really that neglective to a young teenager much more to their own family member. being too busy is the excuse but they can't help it! Reader is a normie and they work full-time, they're aware but still. They shouldn't have avoided reader just because they're weird.

It's complicated, they're aware of reader's existence and only know little but they don't neglect them just gives a little attention because of work... Ykwim? But it's still called neglect because they emotionally neglect her but doesn't OUTRIGHT neglect her? Ugh I'm just gonna leave this, I suck at explaining 🤧🥀

X reader

Synopsis: a freshly-moved-in-gotham college student quickly finds themselves in a big mess due to a single mistake. They never expected their first day as a Gotham resident would be such a disaster, they wish they never even moved in to this place.

A/n: might become a series ✌

A fresh start. That's all you wanted.

There was too many destruction in NewYork, too many criminals, too many heartbreaks, and the rent is too expensive despite the apartment being the size of a rabbit hole. You've already lost count of how many times your apartment has been raided by a rookie.

But an opportunity in Gotham came up. A chance for a new change without your place being trashed once a week.

Who would've thought you'd have to settle for something that's top one of those list.

You remember being covered in your snot as you hugged your friends and family goodbye, their faces also ugly crying. They're the only good thing that's happened to you at newyork and you wouldn't even considered Gotham if you hadn't thought about the bad things that's ever happened to you.

Your lover cheating on you and ruining your reputation at your college and work causing you to get expelled and fired. Your bills so high that unknown numbers are discovered. Thugs breaking into your home and stealing all your valuable possession, including Mr. Ted your childhood toy. And getting mugged, mugged, mugged, mugged, mugged, and....Mugged.

So a fresh start if needed. No more toxic lovers, no more bills that's higher than the Eiffel tower, no more thugs stealing your teddy, and less than usual chances of getting mugged at night thanks to Batman and whoever the dressed as traffic light sidekick of Batman is.

Your new apartment is just the right size of small and the rent is cheap and it's funded by the Wayne Enterprises so free water filter. Yay. For Your new collage you received a full scholarship to study at the gotham academy despite having a bad reputation at your old school, you're a valedictorian the best of the best and it's their loss for expelling you. You're also trying to apply for a job at the WE, the interview is next month and you're absolutely ready.

You are moving your things to your room when you heard a loud crash at your bathroom. Heart beating loudly against your chest as you took the crowbar from your box, the crowbar you always use to defend yourself at times like this.

You heard grunting and your bathroom getting absolutely destroyed at the first day of moving in and you can't even complain because your first day at your old apartment at NY was worse.

Crowbar gripped tightly that your knuckles turns white, getting into a defensive stance and about to open the door when the intruder....or intruders..? Crashed into the room. At the wall. not even trying the door.

It's Batman and some unknown guy with a red mask, that is definitely one of the Robin's mask, fighting in your living room ignoring your presence. The red-masked vigilante guy started yelling about betrayal as you silently as possible try to hide in the dark corner watching the two argue like it's a horror movie except that it's live and you're witnessing it at front seat.

But this horror movie is just approaching its climax.

The red-masked vigilante suddenly opens your cabinet and reveals THE JOKER tied up in YOUR cabinet. God, you were about to place new teddy in that cabinet.

How long have that shit been there? Why is this worse than at your old apartment, you haven't even started a day in this city! Now you understand why apartments are cheaper in Gotham.

The vigilante guy made Batman pick between the clown and him. your feet getting colder each second Batman doesn't respond, thanks you Batman. Vigilante guy reveals the hidden bomb and you want to hit him with the crowbar so bad but there's no need cause Batguy is getting too long to respond and this vigilante guy is so close to blowing his own head and the joker's.

And, oh, yeah, how could you forget? A BOMB is strapped to the joker so you all die if Batman doesn't say something already. again, thanks Batman.

Batman finally makes a move, throwing a batarang at the vigilante guy's gun and it explodes at his hand and batman started beating him again while joker praises his boyfriend.

Snapping out of your catatonic state you quickly reminded them about the bomb that's about to go off and it did.

It explodes and Batman grabs you leaving both of the guy in there. Good. Seems like he didn't ignore your presence after all. He owns you a new apartment.

Landing on a roof, he apologies and left with a business card. Wow.

Now here's summary of what happened at the first time of being at Gotham. You get a win-win situation, then Batman fights an unknown at your apartment, joker's inside the cabinet where you're supposed to place teddy at, Batman and the unknown argues about betrayal, and your house explodes and took teddy and your other stuff with it.

Looks like Gotham is going to be the best at being the worst than NY but you can't back out now.