I like funny things

literally everyone: how old are you? lol

me: old enough to understand that you probably have an skewed, misguided, & outdated opinion of one direction because despite their efforts, their management still markets them to a very young demographic & people refuse to let them have any credibility or acknowledge their growth as musicians and also old enough to know that you're kind of a shitty person for being condescending over something i'm interested in

Louis: Oh I know, let's play I spy!

Liam: I know how this ends.

Niall: Don't we all?

Louis: Harry gets to go first!

Liam: Shocker.

Louis: Can you please watch your tone Liam. Go on Haz.

Harry: I spy with my little eye something beginning with L.

Liam: Louis.

Harry: No! Give me some credit.

Niall: Louis' bum?

Louis: I'm sitting down.

Liam: I'm half convinced he has X-Ray vision. Only explanation for that kind of staring. Okay um.....Louis' eyes?

Harry: Aren't they pretty? But no, wrong again.

Louis: Louis' pretty eyelashes?

Harry: Flutter them for me? *sigh* So pretty.

Liam: Stop. I'll puke. Did he win?

Harry: Nope.

Louis: I won your heart babe.

Harry: Damn straight.

Niall: Someone get me a bucket now.

Liam: I'm done. Final guess. Louis' mouth? Not like you've looked at much else.

Harry: Wrong again. The answer is...drum roll pleeeease baby?

Louis: *drum roll*

Harry: LOVE OF MY LIFE

Liam: Every. Fucking. Time.

Niall: It's a wee bit cute.

Louis: MARRY ME

Harry: YES BABY

Liam: They remember their wedding right?

Niall: Only thinking about their wedding NIGHT by the looks of things. Time to evacuate.

Louis: I'M UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY.

Liam: Oh fuck. He's getting louder, Harry's about to do the only thing he can to shut him up.