Well Jesus Christ I'm alone again.

may we all live to see such ease, joy, and prosperity <3

I love this Voluminous Man.

you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

Unrestrained summer fun

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

my organs keep whining about self preservation , my bones? playing the waiting game

There is comfort in knowing the bones will win

i could accept this

i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task

What is your fucking problem