Yolky

Player: What does "ILY" mean?

Griefer: Who is saying this to you?

Griefer: I'm serious who is saying this to you.

Azuri: This is the sixth time you've asked me.

Azuri: I'm not sitting on your face.

Player: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :(

Player: How old are you.

Azuri: Twice your age.

(Player changed the theme to Love!)

Azuri: Excuse me?

Griefer: On ALL my friends' lives, I'm straight.

Kyoko: IT'S OVER. I SEE THE LIGHT...

Cassie: IT BURNS, IT BURNS... AHHHHHHH.

*Player fades to dust*

Player: How come you've been abnormally nice to me lately?

Terry: What do you mean.

Player: Nothing. You just seem nicer than usual.

Terry: I can punch you in the face if you want.

Cassie: I'm crying, you made me cry.

Player: Baby.

Cassie: Now is NOT the time for pet names!

Player: No, I'm calling you a baby.

Player: I'm insulting you.

Terry, to Jerry: Text me when you are home.

10 hours later

Terry: Jerry, are you freaking homeless??????

Player: Can I hit.

Calypso: Okay?

Calypso: Sometimes I wonder what I taste like?

Player: I can help with that.

Calypso: 0_0

Player: :)

Finn McCool: You know, I never considered you for a rival.

Player: I never considered you at all.

Finn McCool: ...Now that's just hurtful.

Player: Did you miss me?

Griefer: No. 😎

Player: Take off your sunglasses.

Griefer: T^T

Calypso: What do you five have to say to yourselves?

Cutlass Pirate:

Flintlock Pirate:

Player: ...Oops?

Mysterious Figure: I was stalking you.

Mysterious Figure: I STRONGLY believe you need therapy.

Azuri: I hope you two have a good explanation for this.

Cassie: We have three, actually.

Player: Pick your favorite.

Slinger: How do you miss TWICE!?

Slinger: What the fuck am I paying you for.

Rocketman: ...You don't pay me.

Slinger: NOW YOU KNOW WHY!?!

Mayor Thanyiel: Take your meds.

Griefer: Fuck no.

*Mayor Thanyiel covers pill in cheese*

Mayor Thanyiel: Hey, I got some cheese for you.

Griefer: ...I want cheese.

Player: Hate when I'm playing "make believe" with little kids and I shoot them with a laser, and they say "actually I went back in time so it doesn't count." tf you talking about. You just casually rip open a hole in the space-time continuum? That's irresponsible as shit pal.

Rocketman: Knight, make that "Ante Up" useful.

Rocketman: Counting on you, pal.

Knight: ...

Rocketman: Err, Knigh-

Knight: Shut it...

Rocketman: Yes sir.

Arg'il: Y O U ' R E T O O L A T E, C A S S I E. I A M N O W, F O R K L I F T C E R T I F I E D!!!!!!!!!

(Arg'il gets crushed by a bunch of boxes.)

Red: Brooo, I get high on weeeed.

Griefer: Bruh, you're like 6 years old or something.

Red: Actually I'm 12 and almost 13.

Red: Owned.

Telamon: Dead men tell no tales? Wrong. Your honor, as a necromancer, I literally summon my first witness: The Victim!

(The Victim is resurrected)

Robur: How to put a baby(Cassie) down.

Robur: EDIT: I MEANT HOW TO PUT HER TO SLEEP.

Dr Sophie: I've made a robot that screams!

Robot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cruel King: ...Why?

Dr Sophie:

Dr Sophie: Hmmm...

Kyoko: I just realized something. 6:00 AM isn't a place, it is an emotion.

Calypso: Kyoko, 6:00 AM isn't a place. At all.

Kyoko: That's because it's an emotion.

*Talking about Azuri*

Rocketman: She's so scary...

Baller: She's bad as hell!

*everyone looks at Baller*

Baller: Dude, I'm literally right, stop.

Calypso: Do you live in Australia?

Player: Crikey.

Calypso: No, if you did, you would NOT say "crikey".

Player: Um, Steve Irwinnnn.

Calypso: Steve Irwin what???

Player: I'm speaking Australian, vegimite.

Calypso: AUSTRALIAN IS NOT A LANGUAGE.

Player: It can be if you try hard enough!

Calypso: This is where I watched Trotter die, Jerry.

Jerry: Cowabummer!

Azuri: Hero, you're hiding something special.

Player: ...Nuh uh.

Azuri: The FUCK you mean "Nuh uh"!?

Player: Dude, you have to help me.

Player: Someone is chasing me down.

Mutant: WHERE IS HE.

Griefer: What am I supposed to do here????

Cassie: I'm crying. You made me cry.

Griefer: Baby.

Cassie: Now is not the time for pet names!

Griefer: No, I'm calling you a baby.

Medkit: You know,

Medkit: People treat me like a god.

Sword: How?

Medkit: They ignore my existence unless they need something from me.

Coil: Dude, what is your street name.

Skateboard: The Board.

Coil: You live on a street called "The Board"?

Skateboard: Ohhhhh, you meant my address.

Medkit, to Broker: Get bell soon.

Medkit: *Wet

Medkit: *Wept

Medkit: Forget it.

Medkit: Brother you can just die.

Zuka: Why did the turkey cross the road.

Rocket: ...

Zuka: He didn't. He's an asshole and just stood in front of my car for 5 min.

Subspace: Guys, there is something stuck in my throat.

Medkit: Die.

Subspace: No longer stuck, fuck you I was lying anyways.

Biograft: CREATOR FAKING THEIR DEATH TO EXPOSE TRAITORS OF BLACKROCK IN HIS FIELD OF ENGINEERING(APRIL 2026 COLORISED)

Shuriken: Me inhaling pure Neon into my body by sucking it out of an "open" sign at a store.

Shuriken: HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Slingshot: What the fuck.

Shuriken: I felt like I was pretty clear.

Broker: Kids are just like "ppptppptppthhptpppthh" until one day they'll like "oh shit I can think" and it's all gone downhill from there.

Medkit: The greatest mistake anyone made was letting me develop sentience.

Banhammer: Per capita is so confusing, just call it per guy.

Rocket: You're just dumb.

Banhammer: I could reduce you to photons.

Windforce: Remember to be funny today, big guy.

Banhammer: I failed you sensei.

Windforce: As usual.

Coil: Hey there cutie.

Rocket: Hey, sorry I'm not interested.

Coil: Damn, can I try again.

Rocket: Give it a year.

*one year passes*

Coil: Hey.

Coil: Sorry if I'm 2 minutes late.

Rocket: No.

Coil: Damn.

Coil: Only God can judge me.

Windforce: Ahem.

Skateboard: Shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep.

Coil: I'm not saying anything.

Coil: Do you hear the dog.

Skateboard: Yeah, I thought you were barking.

Coil: Why the fuck would I be barking, dumbass.

Skateboard: I don't know.

Zuka, to Traffic: Text me when you are home.

*20 hours later*

Zuka: Are you fucking homeless?

Zuka: kys.

Illumina: ?

Zuka: Rocket told me it. It means "kill yourself".

Shuriken: There's a family of geckos living in the bathroom.

Slingshot: No pets are allowed in the building.

Slingshot: Also rent is due tomorrow.

Firebrand: If you had to choose, would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

Darkheart: A leg. Need both arms to fish.

Firebrand: My son just said he needs both arms to hug his mortal wife, so thanks.

Darkheart: Sounds like he's never been fishing.

Skateboard: Ohhhh.

Skateboard: I have a mommy kink.

Vinestaff: So I'm supposed to act like your mom?

Skateboard: Yesssss.

Vinestaff: Boy if you don't get your ass down these stairs and wash these damn dishes.

Skateboard: ._.

Broker: I was stalking you.

Broker: I strongly believe you need therapy.

Hyperlaser: Any way to deal with crushing, existential dread?

Hyperlaser: Asking for a friend.

Hyperlaser: A friend who looks and acts exactly like me.

Boombox: They're talking about me!

Doomsekkar: HER????

Doomsekkar: YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO USE HER????? Doomsekkar: HAHAHAHAHAH! THIS IS HILARIOUS!

Doomsekkar: DO YOU THINK SHE CAN HEAR YOU NOW, MUTTERING HER NAME????

Doomsekkar: WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO? MAKE ME AN ICE CREAM????

*something happens*

Doomsekkar: ...HEY DID IT GET COLDER IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?

Slingshot: Shuri? What's that green stuff near your mouth?

Slingshot: ...2 minutes in jail and you've already resorted to eating moss.

Medkit: Gentlemen, this is a bucket.

Rocket: Dear Gods...

Medkit: There's more.

Rocket: No.

Medkit: It contains the dying wish of everyone here.

Medkit: You did collect the papers, right Sword?

Sword: You bet!

Medkit: Alright, the first one is... Sword with a bucket of chickens.

Medkit: There is something radiating off of it...

Rocket: Those are stink lines.

Medkit: Another one is me having intercourse with the Crossroads Tower... The Crossroads Tower having intercourse with me, the Crossroads Tower getting hit by a car and there's stink lines coming out of it-

Medkit: DID ANYONE ELSE BUT SWORD PUT SOMETHING INTO THE BUCKET!?

*silence*

Medkit: Great, this was a fantastic waste of my time.

Rocket: You did not read mine!

Medkit: Does it say you want the bucket.

Rocket: Yes!

*Medkit hands the bucket to Rocket and starts leaving.*

Skateboard: Bro, I hit a dog with my board.

Coil: Bro that's bad.

Skateboard: April Fools.

Coil: Thank gods.

Skateboard: It was a newspawn.

Slingshot: On my way home.

Slingshot: Everything okay?

Shuriken: You tell me.

*The house is on fire*

Rocket: Yo.

Rocket: You wanna come chill with me?

Sword: Hold on, let me ask my ancestors.

Rocket: ??

Rocket: wtf

Sword: They said no.

Vinestaff: Do you have Peacock?

Shuriken: The bird?

Shuriken: I could get one.

Vinestaff: THE STREAMING PLATFORM???

Gamma: Why not step outside for a bit?

Zeta: TORNADO WARNING IN THIS AREA TIL 11:00 EST. TAKE SHELTER NOW. CHECK MEDIA.

Slingshot: Hello, this is Sling from Thieves' Rest.

Slingshot: Pick a number between 1 and 10.

Skateboard: 4

Slingshot: Wrong.

Slingshot: No food for you.

Skateboard: What.

Skateboard: Why.

Skateboard: Slingshot, please.

Coil: Ugly ass baby.

Slingshot: You're the father.

Coil:

Coil: :(

Coil: Are you still mad at me?

Slingshot: Yes!

Coil: I have 70 ways to make it up for you.

Slingshot: I'm listening.

Coil: 1st a big hug.

Slingshot: And the rest?

Coil: 69

Traffic: Yo u still comin thru to pick up the weed?

Banhammer: Yeah, I'm on my way.

Traffic: ur not invited i meant birdseed.

Slingshot: Did you call a customer dumb tonight?

Shuriken: No.

Shuriken: I said "Are you dumb"?

Shuriken: I was asking him.

Banhammer: Momma, I think I left a bag in your house.

Windforce: Finders keepers, bitch.

Skateboard: Sorry I sneezed and liked all your photos.

Vinestaff: And commented "damn mommy" on all of them???

Skateboard: I-

Skateboard: I have the flu.

Sword: I need relationship advice.

Darkheart: Break up.

Sword: At least listen to me first.

Coil: Are you a scammer.

Broker: No.

Coil: Say "on god".

Broker: Why you acting weird?

Broker: Is it cause my body count is 44?

Subspace: Filled your room with the fog machine.

Hyperlaser: Why would you do that.

Subspace: Bored.

Shuriken: This conversation is related to a Thieves' Rest order.

Shuriken: Haha.

Skateboard: ?

Shuriken: I take a bite.

Slingshot: I want to kiss you so hard, you'll never lose the taste of me out of your mouth~

Coil: Who is dis?

Slingshot: SORRY! WRONG NUMBER!

Coil: Hell naw! Dis the right number!

Valk: *sends a voice text*

Boombox: My gods, your voice is so attractive.

Boombox: Can you tell me to kms.

Valk: WHAT.

Zuka: It's your Uber, I'm here.

Zuka: Is that you in the middle of the street?

Traffic: Yeah.

Traffic: Floor it.

Slingshot: Hey, do your dishes.

Shuriken: y

Slingshot: Because I said so.

Shuriken: y

Slingshot: Why are you saying y.

Slingshot: *Shows a picture of them holding a thermometer*

Skateboard: HELL NAHHHH.

Skateboard: dw dw Ima lock in.

Skateboard: I'll be a good father.

Slingshot: Skate pls.

Skateboard: What.

Slingshot: It's a thermometer.

Shuriken: I couldn't find the oven mitts.

Slingshot: Are you stupid?

Slingshot: It's going to burn right through your hands.

Shuriken: It did.

Shuriken: Call the amber lamps.

Coil: Crippled fat fuck.

Slingshot: DON'T FUCKING BULLY HIM.

Coil: Tip his stupid wheelchair over.

Skateboard: How old are you.

Scythe: Old enough to be your mother.

*Skateboard changed the theme to love.*

Scythe: Oh?

Scythe: Darling, you don't know what you're getting yourself into.

Shuriken: So how's your new phone?

Shuriken: You finally have a smartphone!

Shuriken: Katana?

Shuriken: Why aren't you answering?

Katana: Howdoyoudoaspace.

Sword: I can't sleep. :<

Rocket: Who cares.

Sword: :(

Sword: I thought you care about me now?

Rocket: I always don't care.

Sword: SOMEONE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR WTF.

Rocket: Open up, stupid.

Rocket: It's cold out here.

Rocket: Dad, can I go see Sword?

Zuka: No.

Rocket: Why not?

Zuka: Chores before Whores.

Rocket: Dad...

Zuka: Dishes before Bitches

Rocket: Dad, why are you like this?

Zuka: Cutting Grass before Getting Ass.

Coil: Hey, long time no talk.

Slingshot: Let's keep it that way.

Coil, to Slingshot: I WANNA SIT ON YOUR LAP.

Coil: I mean...

Coil: No, I don't. I'm dominant as fuck.

Coil: You sit on my lap.

Coil: Hoe.

Boombox: Yo, are you a guy or a girl?

Vinestaff: Trans girl.

Boombox: So what do you have?

Vinestaff: Disappointed parents.

Sword: Hey.

Sword: Let's stop arguing.

Sword: It's not good for the baby.

Rocket: What baby?

Sword: Me.

Katana: *Uses his ult*

Banhammer: That attack was weak.

Katana: Check your hairline.

Banhammer: *looks up* NOOOOOOO!

Skateboard: Does wearing this make my ass look fat?

Coil: Babe if your ass was any flatter, it'd look like a fucking crater.

Coil: I know what you are.

Shuriken: (Silver Shadow)

Coil: (Gay)

Vinestaff: How old are you?

Ghosdeeri: Twice your age.

*Vinestaff changed the theme to love*

Ghosdeeri: Excuse me?

Slingshot: Foolish Coil! I laced your shit!

Zuka: Dinner is ready, come down and eat.

Zuka: Bring down your lady friend.

Rocket: ?

Rocket: His name is Sword, he's a boy.

Zuka: Gay.

Zuka: Broker thought it was a chick.

Rocket: Well, he has long hair.

Zuka: Gay.

Zuka: Both of you come eat.

Subspace: Pick a number from 1 to 50.

Medkit: 7

Subspace: We won't speak for 7 days.

Medkit: Please let me pick again.

Subspace: Okay fine.

Medkit: 50

Slingshot: You're an idiot.

Skateboard: I'm your idiot.

Skateboard: FOREVER! *shows the ring*

Venomshank: Can you tone it down a little please?

Zuka: Stop screaming like a twat or I'll volley that Playstation out the fucking window.

Biograft: ARE YOU READY?

Coil: English or Spanish.

Biograft: English.

Coil: Whoever moves first is gay.

Biograft: *doesn't move*

Coil: Is that Medkit I see?

Biograft: *Biograft charges in to an attack*

Coil: GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY.